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uhmm...errr..or, so I've been told! :oops:
Posted on: 8 08 05 10:13 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy.
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Re: never never land |
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!)  
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You ever been with a woman?
I gotta get the family farm back before I start worrying about that.
Posted on: 9 08 05 06:41 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk... 
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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The color guard is colored!
Posted on: 9 08 05 06:42 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused  
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Wot'sa happenin hotstuff.
Posted on: 9 08 05 06:42 am
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Vivo per lei
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Re: never never land |
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Posted on: 9 08 05 08:21 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster)  
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You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!
Posted on: 9 08 05 08:33 pm
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PS4, PS3, Vita PSN: Winterhawk200
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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vigilante  
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Mitch Taylor: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
Chris Knight: You've seen him, too?
Mitch: Who is he?
Chris: Hollyfeld.
Mitch: Why does he keep going into our closet?
Chris: Why do you keep going into our closet?
Mitch: To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there.
Chris: Of course not, he's twice your size. Your clothes would never fit him.
Posted on: 9 08 05 10:39 pm
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The Thread has you....
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Date with an Angel |
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Kick his butt Ben! Kick his butt Ben!
SHUTUP!!!!!
Kick her butt then! Kick her butt then!!
Posted on: 9 08 05 11:58 pm
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Vivo per lei
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Dude, where's my car |
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"Hey man, you got a tatoo on your back. Cool."
"Huh, wha, wait, you got one your back dude."
"Awesome, what's it say?"
"Dude. What's mine say?"
"Sweet. What's mine say?"
"DUDE. What's MINE say?"
"SWEET. What's mine say, man?"
"DUDE! What does mine say?"
"SWEET!! Dude, what does MINE say?"
"DUDE!!! WHAT does MINE say?"
....and on, and on
Posted on: 10 08 05 04:54 am
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Re: Dude, where's my car |
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
Posted on: 10 08 05 11:09 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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Caddy Shack |
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald . . . striking. So I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. . . .
So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.'
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
Posted on: 10 08 05 01:36 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
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Dude, where's my car? |
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And then?
Posted on: 10 08 05 02:35 pm
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Rush Hour |
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused Joined:
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Aww HELL naw!!! Don't you eva touch a black man's radio!!!!
Posted on: 10 08 05 04:40 pm
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Vivo per lei
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Clint Eastwood |
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused Joined:
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Right turn, clyde.
Posted on: 10 08 05 04:56 pm
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Vivo per lei
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caddy shack |
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"I feel like $100."
Posted on: 10 08 05 11:03 pm
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I realized that I have to take action! Goodbye, penis
Posted on: 11 08 05 10:48 am
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy.
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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Who is it?
How the hell do I know? He's got no goddamn head.
Posted on: 12 08 05 06:59 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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HBH |
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
--or--
And if I was a half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic.
I couldn't decide on which one..
Posted on: 12 08 05 07:04 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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Heromorph's Computer Plague (invented twittering)  
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"Brick, where did you get a grenade?"
"I don't know."
Posted on: 12 08 05 11:05 am
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Hitler, get out of the way! You're ruining my entrance! Gaaaa....
I need constant supervision. Then I could see through chick's clothes.
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so I married an axe murderer |
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Off the hook  
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That's because they put an addictive chemical in the chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly...smartass!!
Posted on: 12 08 05 11:56 am
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