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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster)  
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers
Posted on: 15 12 05 11:02 am
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!)  
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Hawk... I guess that make me a ginu...a gynis... a ginues... uh... a smert person...  _______________ Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem. We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A", huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts.
Posted on: 16 12 05 06:55 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk... 
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused  
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I shall call him Speak, for that is what you do!
Posted on: 16 12 05 09:37 am
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Vivo per lei
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Shaper of Worlds  
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Well I have no idea what you guys are talking about..but I know that if your last name is Meoff and your first name is Jack you might not wanna mention it to your boss. 
Posted on: 17 12 05 04:16 pm
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No one wants to play with a "Charlie in the Box"....
Posted on: 17 12 05 06:26 pm
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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster) Joined:
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Quote:
Daruma wrote:
No one wants to play with a "Charlie in the Box"....
When did Jr. start calling himself Charlie?
Posted on: 18 12 05 10:29 am
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused Joined:
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Vietnam, during the B5 controversy. Someone yelled BINGO and all hell broke loose.
Posted on: 18 12 05 10:45 am
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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Jesus Palomino, a Nazi. I knew it, you're all in cahoots. Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living sh!t out of you!
Posted on: 19 12 05 09:29 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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Batman Begins again once more another time around after the first hiya we're back again and again |
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused Joined:
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I see you took my advice about theatricality a bit too literally.
Posted on: 20 12 05 02:16 am
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"Jim...who's the fat blonde sleeping in my bed?" "Your wife...why?" "I'M NOT MARRIED!!!" "Wanna bet, 'Too Drunk To Know What I'm Doing'?"  
Posted on: 21 12 05 02:42 pm
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BAH! Humbug...
Posted on: 21 12 05 10:06 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
Posted on: 22 12 05 07:42 am
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Star Wars or Twister? |
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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Thats no moon......
Posted on: 28 12 05 06:57 am
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(Steve Martin/Bill Murray voice)Wut the hell is that?!?!!!(/Steve Martin/Bill Murray voice)
Posted on: 28 12 05 09:30 am
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You'll shoot your eye out with that thing.  :protect:
Posted on: 29 12 05 04:23 am
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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....It's a Space Station.
Posted on: 29 12 05 06:57 am
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Donnie:"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank:"Why do you wear that stupid man suit?"
Posted on: 31 12 05 08:38 pm
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Technophobic  
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BG: If I were you, I'd run.
SSS: If you were me, you'd be good looking.
Posted on: 2 01 06 01:27 am
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Gladiators...... and stuff... Grown men.... yeah.... |
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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This fog is getting thicker.
And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
Posted on: 3 01 06 07:39 am
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
Mr. Brady, Customer: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.
Tommy: No, I meant, you can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Richard: [embarrassed] Wow.
Posted on: 5 01 06 07:01 am
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