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Phrases I never uttered....
Heromorph's Computer Plague (invented twittering)
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matrixblur: "yes, I think they ARE too big."
Winterhawk: "no, I dont want the happy ending."
BicycleBot: "I say we give him another chance."
JR: "I will be in the shower." or "thats disgusting"
Thayne: "can you break a fifty?"
Bio-Hazard Daddy: "No thanks, I'm full."
Miss Vee: "I have to go, see you later fellas."
Divine Monkey: "thats a great idea. I'll get right on it!"
Dragondack: .....*there is no phrase he never uttered....
JRC4th: *every phrase concievable thats not "stand up and cheer"
Chilly Plasma: "No really, I respect your opinion."
Daruma: "can I borrow your comb?"
Dark Wanderer: "let me think about it."
Brick: "what's a dickfor?" (was gonna use that for Winter, but he went and spoiled it )

Posted on: 12 06 06 10:50 am
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Acctually... I don't think DD has ever said 'I have nothing to say about that'.
Chillyplasma: 'No, I'm not angry.'
Shade: 'You're right... It WOULD look much better in colors. I think I'll go color it.'
Daruma: 'A guy wielding a sword? Oh Please, that's sooo gay.'
JrMcDeath: 'Ewww...I would never do her.' or 'Tentacles? Now that's just gross.'
VampireLover: 'Yes, that really is a pic of me with blue skin. Hold on, I'll send you an unaltered version.' [prove me wrong VL, prove me wrong ]
Winterhawk: 'Why are you asking me? I'm not the boss around here.'
Dark_Wanderer: 'There's just too much metal in this pic. Try doing some cloth for a change'.
Miss Vee: 'Oh christ, not another bondage pic.'
and finally...
Matrixblur: 'no, I can't do that... that would be a low blow'

Posted on: 12 06 06 11:01 am
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Thayne: "Me... emotional? Oh pa-lease..." or "No, I am NOT sulking... I am just checkng out this paint chip in the corner"

Daruma: "I promise I won't touch you there" or "there is nothing wrong with a man touching another man"

MatrixBlur: "Yeah, I changed your rank" or "Who me? Yeah, I did that..."

Buffy: "No really... Thayne is a sweetheart and his eating habits are impeccable."

MasterChief: "I like sand!"

BikerButt: "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

Bio: "It's ok, JR, that you haven't finished GITS yet"

Winter: "I would never mess with someones account."

MatrixBlur: "Sure honey... I'll pay for dinner tonight."

Shump: "The top ten is perfect... don't change a thing!"

MatrixBlur: "I have a friend that I turned into a Mod... I promise that he will behave himself!"

Chilly: "You bet! I would love to do that request for you!"

Posted on: 12 06 06 11:46 am
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Man this is a funny thread. I laughed out loud a couple times when reading it. Another thing that is funny I have said 2 of the three quote recently even but I was lying thru my teeth but I said them



MatrixBlur: I'm sorry officer you caught me red handed, I'll go quietly and sign a confession.

Jr: I don't have time to chat there is work to be done.

Bikerbot: Lets not kick him out maybe a warning will work.

Optical: Anything

Hubcap: same as Optical

Thayne: I'm a little tea pot short and...

Biohaz: I agree with exactly what he said!

Chilly: Please make your comments full of smileys! I like em

Roc and/or Kuyler: The top ten is perfect!

Marv: Good job running the site

DragonDack: Here let me review this image, first off I like your use of color in the foreground, it reminds me of....

Jrc4th: Sit down and Shaddup

Chilly: I'm sorry, let me help out a new member

Bikerbot: Can you make it smaller, I can see the whole image on my screen!

Bikerbot: Who cares who she is!

Matrixblur: Could we get serious around here

Jr.: I don't like wool

BA: Girls are gross, sex is icky

Brick: That's enough tech talk for one night

Daruma: Man it is nice not to have a VD

Matrix: I do not want to see Brokeback Mountian

Jr: I sure do have a big one

Matrix: It feel nice when you run your fingers through my hair.

Force: Please let me be gracious about this.

DivineMonkey: 5 pictures in a week and I still hav inspiration.

Biohaz: Of course I tell you about Lotss.

Jr.: I got laid...with a human girl

Matrix: But guys wouldn't that be morally wrong

DarkWanderer: I understand completely, I have no questions about this challenge

Sofotos: ME have photoshop 7

Shade: Lurkers are a girls best friend

Billy: Your wrong Winter

Jedifan: Starwars is for pussies

Shump1: do you think her boobs are too big

Jr: looks like you posted in the wrong gallery, let me move that for you

Matrix: Sure I'll fix that for you

Bikerbot: I feel Pretty tonight

Posted on: 12 06 06 12:39 pm
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Re: Phrases I never uttered....
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DD: I would love to have my post count reset to Zero.

Thayne: I do NOT throw my crayons or have fits. DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT.

Bio: I am sick of drawing monsters.

VL: I can't stand DB's work. you will never catch me coloring it.

Wasmith: All Anime Sucks, especialy that Ghost in the Shell Crap.

DivineMonkey: I will top DarkBlades 30 in 30.

Jr: No Hawk, I don't like it there.

Posted on: 12 06 06 02:29 pm
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DW: No, I'm not the boss around here!

DD:

Winterhawk: Why yes, here's my picture

BB: For once you spelled Heinlein right

DD: Why no, I don't think your stuff looks like Liefield.

dm: Do you have any idea what the word sleep means?

BB: The answer to the question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is 42.

Daruma: What's a sword?

dm: Man, this couch stinks!

Daruma: I JUST BOUGHT AN XBOX 360!!!

Jr: Hey Thayne, DUCK!(<--- Now that made me laugh HARD! -jr)

MatrixBlur: A guy and his duck walk into a bar

Brick: What I'm trying to say in english is.....

FP: Highlights and shadows? I absolutely love em!

MsVee: Does TLC mean tender loving care?

Level1: Yeah, it's just a cut and paste

QuantumFX: How the hell did I do that??

Force: Great pic! Love the hands!

MsVee: Who's Batgirl?

Optical: Man, 3 more submissions and I'd be rockin this place!

Sofotos: I am photoshop

B: Wow, I can't find anything wrong with your pic.

Buffy: Yes dear, anyway you want

Jr: I'm done and it took less than a month!

Wasmith: All my models are neighbors. I don't surf the net for any of them.

Jr: Where do I stick this?

Thayne: Hell yes I love the Avengers! Especially the Scarlett B!tch! In fact, I'm gonna go draw some right now.

Posted on: 12 06 06 06:04 pm
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DD: Anybody know where I can find some good gifs?

VL: That's a little too racy for my tastes...

Thayne: I don't have anything to wear to this funeral

JR: I'm sick of Xbox. Who's up for a nice game of Scrabble?
I'll make some tea...

JR pt2: What's so funny about a mentally challenged girl
bouncing around like she's having a seizure?

Winterhawk: Try the plastic wrap filter...

Winterhawk pt2: I'm busy, bitch!! Watch a movie by yourself for once...

Chilly: Well, I've never heard of that character, but I'll be happy to do a manip of him for you. No, no charge, I'll do it for the experience.

Buffy: I'm just gonna stay out of this...

Matrixblur: C'mon guys, that's not nice...change his avatar back...

Wasmith: My next manip is going to be "Men of the Justice League"

Sonic1002: Nobody wants to see another Joker pic.

Daruma: I've spent enough time out in the sun today. Maybe I'll go inside and play online...but only for a couple of minutes!

Posted on: 12 06 06 07:03 pm
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Oh, man, I laughed so hard at this one, I can't see...

Hmm..

Winterhawk: You put _way_ too many wrinkles in this Manip.

Jr.: I was bored last night, so I just threw this one together.

BioHaz: No, I haven't been here in days.

MatrixBlur: This isn't too disgusting, is it?

Brick: Here, let me explain it to you so you understand...

Thayne: I made Buffy up.

BA: I think you guys are way too involved in this Group, why don't you back off and just let me do my own thing...

Chilly: I really appreciate all the comments, guys! Keep 'em comin'!

Billy: Screw you guys, I don't care what you think, my art rocks!

Android: Do you guys think I post too much?

Bill Turner: I was bored last night, so I just threw this one together.

DW: Full Metal Alchemist really bites.

Daruma: Isn't Asian philosophy stupid?

Miss Vee: Roswell Porn is disgusting...

Divine Monkey: I don't get that obscure reference at all...

BadDog 69: I just made the greatest Manip ever! And I can post it in the Heromorph Gallery!

Akim: Sex is dirty.

Posted on: 12 06 06 07:38 pm
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Brilliant!
A lot of the good ones have been taken, but let?s see what I can do?

Winterhawk: Leave the website alone, it will take care of itself.

Bikerbot: I have no opinion on this. At all.

Jr: I?m going to have a drink of water and a salad, before I go to bed early.

Miss Vee: you are all chauvinists and far too violent to women!

Brick: S#%&^%$# @$$ >{0%4j# =^$ers!

Billy: Last night I saw both my parents, 3 nuns, 7 orphans and a zoo-ful of cute baby animals die. I didn?t shed a single tear.

Buffy: Don?t tell him, but I hate Thayne?s drawings ? I?m just with him for the hot sex.

Thayne: Don?t tell Buffy, but I hate sex. I?m just with her because she loves my drawings so much.

Daruma: Karn-itchy-war.

Dragondack: For my first picture I decided to draw?

Matrixblur: I have no time to play on a website, I have work to do, and fart jokes aren?t funny.

Posted on: 13 06 06 02:12 am
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Masterchief~ I just love camels don't you??
Winterhawk ~ who gives a flying sh!t!!
JR ~ I love beer more than vodka!!
Thayne ~ sure honey, a new car? no problem!!
Chilly~ Go on!! see if I care!
DD~ I think I'll win the contest this time
Matrix~ Rules?? we don't need no STINKING Rules!!
Miss Vee~ you all are nothing but a bunch of PIGS!!

Posted on: 13 06 06 08:05 am
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boondog4221: Menza called, they want me to be their president!
JR: Virgin Mary, please. and tell her to bring me a drink!
Winterhawk: Support Bold Comics!
Bio: I wanna pitch tonight!
Daruma: you always get to pitch!
Vincent: A girl in a threesome?!? Okay, I guess....

Posted on: 15 06 06 08:04 pm
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Blur, those are good ones.


Uhm..
Jr.: "I have patience for idiots"
Anonymous: "I am going to insult a Mod or Webmaster and not get banned."

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JrMcdeath: Now that I got the database error fixed and made 2 custom blocks and checked the queue I wonder what else I can do?

MatrixBlur: I just got the test results.....and I am clean.

Daruma: I don't cry at the movies, I didn't find monster in law emotional at all!

Biohaz: Here let me comment on that for you.

Bikerbot: maybe I should ask someone before I do this.

Brick: Hi everyone

Thayne Luc: Playstation Rules!!!

Buffy: I disagree with Thayne

Divine Monkey: I got your Swedish meatballs right here!

Android: I did this picture in 30 min

Zac: I did this picture in under 9 months

B: Yeah, I don't think my image should be on front page.

Tartanninja: It is mine! All Mine!!

Voltron2000: Poser is for punks, pencils are for hunks

Matrixblur: Sure Toots, you can be on top!

Posted on: 18 12 06 03:16 pm
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Hawk: All you mods are doing so well I am going to pay you for your efforts.

Bikerbot: I don't want to know the name of the model.

Jr.: I finished all the projects that I started this year last night.

Thayne: I just love Poser I think i will quit drawing and work exculively on poser.

Miss Vee: I have no idea what a ball gag is.

Bio: I think I will do a still life next.

Voltron: I think I will stop using poser now.

Blur: Why don't you give her smaller boobs next time.

Dar: I like playing with Jr. he has great targt identification skills and always has my back.

Thayne: I agree with Dar on Jr.'s gaming skills.

Buffy: Don't tell Thayne but I bought him a PS2 and I am going to sell his 360.

Andriod: What's up my beotches?

All Mods on site: You know we pick on the lowly hearld to much, I think we should treat him with dignity and respect from now on.

Jr.: Hello Hilary, is Bill there?

Posted on: 18 12 06 07:51 pm
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Masterchief: Wow, it's actually quiet here. I guess I'll go unload my gun.

Jr: No Dar, I'm actually gonna go kill stuff with Thayne today.

Divine Monkey: No complaints here!

Wasmith: Who's Dr. Who?

Posted on: 19 12 06 05:03 am
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MasterChief: Hey does anyone have a stool.... I need it to stand on while it *bleeeeeep* this camel.

o Thayne o: Yeah, I would have played if you would have logged on 10 minutes earlier.

Posted on: 19 12 06 07:23 am
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Dragondack: No comment.
Lurkers generally: Anything.
Me(Shade): I love this place. I think I'll post more. Hey, lurkers NEED to be serviced.
Lady Heromorph: This image got selected as one of Lady Heromorph's Picks of the Week. Personally, I think it's a piece of crap, but whatever.

Posted on: 19 12 06 09:31 am
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jediadept: At last, I have some work that I am satisfied enough to post.

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Jr: MC your secret is safe with me!

Alex: I think Supergirl is overrated.

Hawk: Come on back to the shoutbox MC, I promise I won't shoot at you.

Thayne: I think Redheads are overrated.

Buffy: I do to Thayne.

Posted on: 20 12 06 12:41 am
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Chillyplasma - Mosgiel is the best town in New Zealand
Jediadept - The USS Enterprise can beat the Millennium Falcon any day

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