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Angelina Jolie Confesses
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hey Morphites,

how are we all? good to have Miss Bandwith here to spice things
up at the old ranch. anyway, I imagine we read/heard about the
lovely Angelina Jolie confessing in an interview that she had a
little something something going on with Brad Pitt while they
were filming "MR. AND MRS. SMITH", which led Brad to divorce
Jennifer Aniston (who does nothing for me). anyway, not to call
our lovely diplomat a hypocrite, but I am sure somewhere Daddy
Dearest John Voight is laughing and saying, "And she gives ME
shit about cheating on her mother." anyway, do we have any
comments or thoughts?

Posted on: 27 10 08 03:57 am
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Not to be-little your conspiracy theory here... BUT.... really, who gives a shit... it is Hollywood... None of those hacks have the ability to love... they do what is best for their career. If they didn't, don't you think they would marry high school sweet hearts and other no bodies?

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Not to be-little your conspiracy theory here... BUT.... really, who gives a shit... it is Hollywood... None of those hacks have the ability to love... they do what is best for their career. If they didn't, don't you think they would marry high school sweet hearts and other no bodies?


I loathe having to admit it...but, I agree with JrMcD here...does anyone really give a rat's ass about the 'HollyWeird Elite'? All they care about is their careers...and their egos.

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hey Jr,

I totally agree with you and Wolf. I could care less about the goings on in
"Hollyweird". I just find it amusing, that's all. if she wants to break up
whoever's marraige, it's no skin off my nose.

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Besides, if you could nail Aniston and then dump her and nail Jolie... wouldn't you? I sure would!!!

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I also couldn't give a shit.
And Neilrok, if you 'could care less' I don't see why you're taking the time to write about it.

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well Jr,

you're right. if given the chance, I probably would nail Aniston then
upgrade to Angelina. though, actually, I'd skip Aniston altogether.
and Chillmeister, my mind sort of works like that. I read something
and, though I could care less, there are those who sadly (not anyone
here, I don't think) who actually do care about celebrities' private
lives. this is for their benefit. otherwise, it's interesting for about
10 seconds then time to move on.

Posted on: 27 10 08 04:23 pm
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Oh Man....what a maroon!!

Posted on: 27 10 08 04:36 pm
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Give the guy a break.
That's what we call 'trying to strike up a conversation'. You wonder why page views are down? You can have a difference of opinion, but don't be a ***** about it, please.

Posted on: 27 10 08 05:47 pm
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hey T,

don't worry. it's just part of his charming Kiwi personality.
thanks for having my back though.

Posted on: 28 10 08 04:49 am
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Tell you what there Mr. Fartmister, you can have miss Butterface Jolie and I will gladly take Miss Aniston off your hands, I think she would be the better of the two anyway. She sure doesn't have that used and abused look about her. Now all you have to do if find something for Prettyboy Pitt to do while you are slipping it to his wife.

Posted on: 28 10 08 09:06 am
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hey masterchief,

simple. just ask Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz to "entertain" him. I'm
sure he wouldn't say no.

Posted on: 28 10 08 12:51 pm
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Masterchief wrote:
Tell you what there Mr. Fartmister, you can have miss Butterface Jolie and I will gladly take Miss Aniston off your hands, I think she would be the better of the two anyway. She sure doesn't have that used and abused look about her. Now all you have to do if find something for Prettyboy Pitt to do while you are slipping it to his wife.


Serously MC ? ... damn and i thought i knew you. lol
Thought you were more of a Kate B fan? Bianca Beauchamp? Claudia Black?
Aniston????? ...ewwwwwwww .... Blonde for a starters!!
Boys, boys... take it from a bi chick ... Given the choice between Angie, Anni, and Pitt...and its Ange all the way!!! You want depravity MC.. its Jolie and you know it.

p.s ... i think i may have just found Pitt something to do. lol Swinging anyone?

Posted on: 29 10 08 05:12 am
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