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Heromorph Caption contest.
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OK Everyone.

Below are a series of pictures. just reply to this thread with any captions you can think of for the image. All the images are numbered. In a week we will put up a poll for the best combo of captions and images.

Enter as many times as you like!

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1. Did you find that nickle I swallowed yesterday?

3. Hey Renne... the rumors are all true... I love gerbils.

9. Superman shows up to show off his new coin purse.

11. Get in the kitchen and make me a pie!

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2. "Hey why is my Zima yellow and salty?!!!?!, Damn you, Derick, not again!!"

4."Sorry, I thought the Ole' dick in the ass trick may cause you to fumble"

6. "After cleaning out the White house for our Moving sale, we found this genuine article left over from the Clinton's. If you look Close you can still see Bill's teeth marks.I start the bidding at $50"

7. "Hey Jr, Great costume choices for us this year!" "Shaddup and Dance Blurry!"

8."My Costume gives me bigger tits then both these bitches. I am going to go in the corner and feel myself up"
9. "I am Soo Sooper"

11. "Hey, your not in the kitchen."

12. "Hi I am Capfan, I was just wondering if I could bother you for some change"

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1. Damnnit Merle! What the heck were you doing with my car keys in here anyways?
2. Yeahhh Boy..Let's hear them say it's just a stereotype now!
3. Oh my Gawd! Did both these guys have fish for lunch?
4. Now is this is how i like to "Rush the Passer'!
5. Geez Frank! I know you want to get more performance..but wouldn't it be easier just to get a tune-up?
6. A message to the troops. "Remember what you're really fighting for!"
7. I knew I should have never touched that Pink Kryptonite.
8. I know we got in the convention for half price...but was it really worth it?
9. Hey there's Jerry Seinfeld over there. I think I'll go make him piss his pants.
10. Hey guys just for fun. let's ride through Compton.
11. What if Ike Turner possessed Superman?
12. Yeah I know I look ridiculous. But I gotta do something to keep up the payments on my corporate jet.

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1. "Dammit, I said Daddy's buttplug is down there now find it!"

2. "Doze Asian chicks gonna flip, son!"

3. "It's okay, Rene. He won." "Get her to the choppa!"

4. "This reminds me of the Super Bowl."

5. "Anybody seen my keys? What?"

6. "America, I give you the Freedom Thong! Hit it Cisco!"

7. "I knew I shouldn't have bet on the Bears in the Super Bowl."

8. "Virginity: Highly overrated unless you are them."

9. "I wish I could fly..."

10. "I can't believe he wouldn't let us ride inside. What a fascist!"

11. "Donkey Punch! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

12. "Dude, you know you could get yourself one of the BK crowns and just tell everybody that you're king."

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1. yep!, your wallet is down here

2. who says size doesn't matter?...but this is ridiculous!

3. help me get my keys!, she hide it in there

4. sorry I got stuck

5. that's for stealing my parking space!!

6. we didn't found weapons of mass destruction, but we found sadam's underwear.

7. give me a "S" give me a "U" give me a "P" give me a "E" give me a "R" give me a "G" give me a "A" give me a "Y"...what it says?

8. Kids, smile for the camera (why the hell did I have kids?)

9. I'm superman, I'm superman, I'm superman and I don't care what others thinks

10. we shouldn't have ate those burritos

11. shut up I'm quitting DC and joining Marvel, no matter what you say!!!

12. Hi Jr.! working late?

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1. So tell me jim bob, does it smell like roses, or shit?
2. so who's beer bottle are we refilling next?
3. aaaaggghhh the pain! Hey lady, your hair smells like fish
4. touchdown beyatch!
5. don't worry m'am we'll get you out from under the car as soon as we get your car out from under this plane.
6. in celebration of Obama's first 100 days in office, here's the underwear i wore my first 100 days in office.
7. we're thuper! uh-huh work it ladies.
8. Girl? whats a girl?
9. Donna where are you at? it's 4:20! hurry before Kelso shows up.
10. so are you sure it's safe to ride through Munich on top of this car?
11. fetch me a ginn n' juice ho, fo schnizzle.
12. i'm a jr. impersonator, i do birthdays, barmitzfah's and sheep parties. $20 bucks an hour.


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1. they say if yoru gonna shag a redneck, put his head in an outhouse so he pushes back better.

4. Balls and Shaft!

9. Superman escapes to white castle!

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1 - Too poor to afford a plumber, Ron makes his wife Erlene unclog the drain.

2 - While proudly carrying the results of their farming efforts in the annual produce and vegetable parade, the farmers had gotten used to the fact that the peculiar mushrooms grown in the small African country of Zambala often invoked hilarious responses from the crowd.

3 - Renee was confused. While the standard Terminator had said "Come with me if you want to live", SkyNet's latest terminator model insisted on giving her the Heimlich maneuver on the spot.

4 - "Damn, I am soooo tired of playing tight end".

5 - "I see yer problem right here... ya got a leak in yer radiator".

6 - On his last day in the White House, Bush noticed that Michelle Obama had apparently already started moving some of her lingerie into the residence.

7 - Bruce was proud of the team, but was still annoyed that they had failed to raise enough money at the bake sale to buy matching tennis shoes.

8 - Rei's constant injuries had finally taken their toll, much to Shinji's embarrasment.

9 - The office dress code memo - "Black T-shirt and khaki shorts" day - had apparently been overlooked by Fred, who tried his best not to look too obvious.

10 - The swastika was bad enough... but the white triangle on the window was just plain annoying.

11 - Sure, it was a cheap shot, but Diana needed to learn once and for all not to come in the Watchtower men's room.

12 - The first thing that came to Cap's mind was "are the muscles on that guy real?"

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4. A tight end, or wide receiver?

12. "I'm JrMcDeath and these are my doggie memorial laser etchings..."

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1. I told you, no lotion...it gets in the hole again
2. proving the mythos that its true what they say about black guys and zize. ( not trying to sound racist)
3."Its babies! Kiss the babies!!!
4. so I see those buns of stell excercises are really working out for you. OR "lest see you take the Browns to the SuperBowl now"
5.when your valet is a chmpanzee...OR "When your speeder is going Mach 1, it's probably best not to give chase"
6. W. got him some of that ghetto booty.
7. Hearing the rumor thatSupes is gay in the newest script for Superman, thousands showed up to audition, breaking out in an impromptu rendition of "YMCA"
8. Last year, they dressed him up as a cheerleader" or.." this poor boy, he's gay for life because of his sisters"
9. after hearing far too many "faster than a speeding bullet" jokes, Supes decided to walk to his next rescue..
10. Are you sure this is a taxi?
11. She shoulda had a V-8.
12. Feeling the blow from his death in the comics, real life Capt. is reduced to this... "Last week, I had to make and appearance at a gay fantasy party...", the superhero said as he started crying.

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1. Due to his lack of education and experience, poor Cletus couldn't find work as a plumber and ended up working as a plunger instead.

2. The worst part of addiction to penis enlargement drugs: finding pants that fit.

3. "One of us, one of us...gooble gobble, ..."

4. Rex deeply regrets his misunderstanding of what the coach meant when told he'd "have to take one for the team"
OR
4. Jarius reminds the QB why his team is called the Packers
OR
4. "Well, Coach WAS yellin' that he wanted to see more penetration from our defense in the 2nd half."

5. Sadly, this early experiment in hybrids did not get better gas mileage.

6. "See, this here's my proof that Kanye feller's wrong... (heh heh) George Bush luuuuvs him some black wimmen!"

7. The bald dude in the kilt is really, really hoping he won't be mistaken for Lex Luthor.

8."Girls, do you think after this comic-con ends, I can have my testicles back?"

9. Due to continued increases in inflation, not even Super is what it once was.

10. Nazi supremists offer free rides to prospective suckers looking to buy a vehicle which runs solely on white power.

11."If I can keep this amnesia thing going, maybe she'll keep forgetting not to swallow."

12. Jr. discovers a menu provides a simple and effective way to keep undercover vice cops at bay as he attempts to prostitute himself as "cheap meat for sale"
OR
12. Everyday, JR. spends a few hours outside Burger King promoting their new menu in exchange for a paper crown as payment.

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1. I don't care how bad it smells...keep plunging.
2. Dude, I thought you said this was a Hentai convention.
3. I mean it Rick I'm gonna crap my pants in a minute.
4. This reminds me of those good ol' college days, huh Rexy?
5. Guy 1. The general's gonna have our asses, this was his favorite car.
Guy 2. I don't think we have to worry about what the general says..he's under the car.
6. Oh man. I wish he woulda let me wash those first.
7. The Legion of Super-Homos. [my apologies if this offends anyone]
8. Official G-Force costume my ass. I got screwed.
9. I know I'm supposed to be the Man of Steel but my damn BVD's keep riding up my butt.
10. Hey lets go piss off some Shriners.
11. Superman and Wonder Woman rehearsing for "Dancing With the Stars'.
12. Cap - "Spare change buddy? I used to star in the old Captain America serials back in the 40's."
Guy - "Screw that dude. I don't even like cereal."

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11. Yellow punch buggy, no returns

Posted on: 5 05 09 10:21 am
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#1. Hey-a Mario, I dona think that this is tha way to a tha Mushroom Kingdom!

#5. Arcee's death in Revenge of the Fallen is revealed, alas she simply could not combine with Jetfire the way Prime does.

#7. Let's do the Time Warp again!

#8. I know that anime is full of gender benders, but this is ridiculous.

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2. this new pill really works!!!

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#6. Before leaving office, Pres. W unveils the new Air Force One stewardess uniforms for Obama's administration.

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1. Now just take off your pants? hmmm somethin?s not right.
2. The 3rd, 4th, and 5th place finishers behind Keith Olberman, and Bill O?Reilly for biggest white dicks on the planet.
3. Renee seemed confused during her first on stage DP.
4. Finally, a position Rex Grossman can excel at!
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6. First Don Imus, now George Bush? Whitey just don?t understand Rutger?s Women?s Basketball.
7. David Faustino?s best gig since MWC was canceled.
8. I am sooo swinging a threeway tonight!
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10. Press Play, watch the Nazi bus Roll.
11. KLUDD!?!? Bitches head goes kludd LOL
12. Jr?s plan to street walk as Captain America hits pay dirt.

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#11. Supes was saddened to find out that WW's skeleton was not laced with Adamantium as Bruce had told him.

Posted on: 20 05 09 09:33 am
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