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Worst pick up lines ever!
Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster)
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Hey Baby, are you a Chicken Farmer?


'Cause You're raising my cock.

Posted on: 8 06 09 02:21 pm
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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Posted on: 8 06 09 03:10 pm
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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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Good news, the test results are negative!

Posted on: 8 06 09 03:13 pm
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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Posted on: 8 06 09 03:15 pm
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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Posted on: 8 06 09 03:18 pm
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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Posted on: 8 06 09 03:20 pm
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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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You're ugly but you intrigue me.

Posted on: 8 06 09 03:22 pm
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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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"Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night."

Posted on: 9 06 09 03:22 am
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"Hi... Lets F#ck."

Posted on: 9 06 09 08:17 am
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"Hey do you have any Scottish in you?"



"You want some?"

Posted on: 9 06 09 08:19 am
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Re: Worst pick up lines ever!
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Quote:

JrMcDeath wrote:
"Hey do you have any Scottish in you?"



"You want some?"

Posted on: 9 06 09 08:34 am
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"I love every bone in your body... especially mine!"

Posted on: 9 06 09 09:38 am
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Shyly Approach girl. Gawk at her chest.
Ask: "You wanna Dance?"

She replies "No."

Shift eyes to the other breast:
"How about you then?"

Posted on: 9 06 09 03:07 pm
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"You don't actually poop outta something as fine as that butt, do Ya?"

Posted on: 9 06 09 03:09 pm
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That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.

Posted on: 9 06 09 03:39 pm
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a second time?

Posted on: 9 06 09 03:40 pm
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Posted on: 9 06 09 03:41 pm
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Let's play darts. If I win, I get to sleep with you. If you win, you get to sleep with me.

Posted on: 9 06 09 03:42 pm
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Are you from Pearl Harbor, 'cause you're the bomb.

Posted on: 9 06 09 11:21 pm
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Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap... and lets talk about the first thing that pops up.

Posted on: 10 06 09 09:22 am
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