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Jumba
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You can't have your family hanging around like an old, dead goose. No offense.

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All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the asshole! I'm the asshole!

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So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?

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You sneaky little batards aren't getting doodly sh!t from me, except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number: Wood, Hollis P., Lumberjack, Social Security 106-43-2185.

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re: dozers and hosers
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! to hell with the funny quotes, I'm writin that one down!

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lissen up now
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wmoh ad fkcu csear reanmyo!!!
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( say that 10x without gagging! )

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Sexual innuendos.
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Quote:

jediadept wrote:
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Oh God sounds like some one did it

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