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What's the Better Way to Die
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I totally stole this from here:
http://slaymonstrobot.blogspot.com/2007_08_01_archive.html

But I thought it was too funny not to share.
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What's the Better Way to Die

Since the universal consensus is that Superman #666 rocked the house, it's time for this week's poll.

Question: if Kal-El were to go nuts, and go on a killing spree, and he were going to kill you, how would you rather he did it?

First up is the super-loogy:




As I see it, Pros:
*Quick and relatively painless
*Cool sound effect

Cons:
*Embarrassing as hell to acknowledge that someone spit you to death
*"Eeewwww" factor

Then there is the super-whistle:




Pros:
*Not as gross as being covered with Kryptonian spit
*A definite "coolness" factor while repeating the story to others in Hades
*Sorta like Scanners!
*Poetic justice for Jimmy!

Cons:
*Looks pretty damn painful
*Very unpleasant sound effect
*Inevitable Krypto jokes when discussing your demise with smart asses

There was a Poll on the original Blog, so I am including a poll here. Go vote and lets see how Heromorph would prefer to die at the hands of Supes.

Posted on: 8 06 09 08:48 am
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I vote Super Loogey!

'Cuz, it's just so...so Squidbilly.

Be even better if'n he broke off a hunk o' chawin' tabbacky before the hocker.

Posted on: 9 06 09 03:19 pm
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Quote:

drunkendragon wrote:

'Cuz, it's just so...so Squidbilly.



That is great.

Posted on: 10 06 09 10:06 am
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I went with Loogie because the other one sounds painful.

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I was just thinking about this. same concept but imagine if it was a Super Fart. Just imagine death by sonic boom fluff.
That would suck.

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I can make that happen for you.....


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