Okay, we all know times is tough. But after chatting with The McDeath in the Shoutbox, both MissVee and I have learned that Jr has only 50 cents, with no business and no foreseeable income, and apparently no food. I have been suggesting for months that he try the bacon cheddar cheeseburger with grilled onions and mushrooms at 5 Guys Burgers & Fries, but it seems like he's consistently broke, driving around with no gas, no brakes, and no insurance. Vee suggested he could eat the peanuts for free, but perhaps she's just being unnecessarily cruel. Therefore we suggest a 5 Guys fundraiser for Mr. McDeath, right here at HM. If anyone has some xtra cash to spare, a few bucks, some change, perhaps enough members could pool altogether $6-$8 for a 5 Guys burger/lunch for our very own JrMcDeath. How about it folks?

Can I contribute peanuts?

I'll contribute my $.50!

Do you have a paypal account Johnny?

oh! man, why didn't you say something before!!!
I will definatly send something to a paypal account....and hope you get something better for you than a 5 guys burger.

I hear cactus is good this time of year. On a serious note - auction some of your work - PayPal (mods - can he do this through HM?)

Well, today my pop treated me to a 5 Guys burger. I hate to say it, but that was a mediocre hamburger at best. I wish I would have gone across the street to P. Terry's. The Burger was double meat, however, the amount of meat that was on this burger could not have been a 1/4 pound. I felt like I was eating a double meat slider from White Castle. And the fries were soggy. This was not a good burger experience. Sorry CO... but 5 Guys has gone onto my "do not return" list.

So...... No need to get me a fund for a 5 Guys burger... I won't be going back. Now, If you would like to create a Mighty Fine Burger, or P. Terry's burger fund... that would be awesome!

Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Will you be going back for the peanuts, sir?

Thats funny... you and Vee got me all fired up for free peanuts, and I didn't see any. Maybe Austin is scared of a Peanut allergy and won't put them out.

I don't get it, sir. You're experience seems different than Vee's and mine.

Oh, well. The upshot is that you won't be getting rid of your paper BK crown anytime soon.

I might have to go to the one on campus and see if it is any better. Errrr.... or maybe not.

So...Does this mean you won't be trying out the 1/4 lb. dogs at Costco?

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I don't know... you can't really f**k up a hot dog!

Only $1.50 and you get a drink with it. Pretty good recession deal. Course you complain even about a FREE lunch