PRINCESS: Ah, father, (heh, heh) what, uh, brings you here? SULTAN: Ah, does there need to be a reason to visit my most beloved and cherished of daughters? Oh by the way say hello to your new bodyguard. PRINCESS: Uh, b-bodyguard? SULTAN: yes my dear, he will brutally defend your virtue from any who tries to steal it. PRINCESS: Uh heh, that?s so nice of you father.