Babs was sitting in her new all-terrian wheelchair watching the waves from the beach. Just then, Bat-Man walked up. "Why are you crying, Oracle?" He asked. "I lost the use of my legs, Nightwing broke up with me and I am starting to realize that I'll never be screwed," she sobbed. The Bat-Man smiled, "Don't cry Barb, let me help you." He reached down and scooped her up in his powerful arms. Holding her close to his chest, he began to wade into the ocean. There eyes met and without warning he threw the helpless Oracle into the surf and started to walk back to the dry sand. Looking over his shoulder he called out, "NOW YOU'RE SCREWED!!!"