Alternative title: Requiem Pour Le Meilleur Ami D'un Tueur De Vampires.*
Inspired by the Jean Rollin film of similar (but shorter) title, and developed as a cover for an imaginary angst-ridden subtext heavy fan fiction piece like those popular back when the World Wide Web was young and I was too.
*Google French for: Requiem For A Vampire Slayer's Best Friend.