Once she was just another dumb blond eking out a living serving drinks at Honkerz and avoiding the wandering hands of drunken customers. But then a chance to change things came when a mysterious being granted her one wish.
And her wish was to become smarter! Yes that would give her the means to get back at everybody who belittled her!
Wish granted she instantly went from ditz to genius.
However due to some odd wording her new super I.Q. became tied to her hair. As a result the longer her hair grows the higher her intelligence becomes.
At shoulder length she’s of average intellect.
At waist-length she’s in Einstein territory.
Down to her ankles her I.Q. cannot be measured.
But unfortunately the reverse it true.
Bobbed she’s a total air head.
If buzz cut she’s barely functional.
Additionally the higher her I.Q. rises the more mentally unstable she becomes.