[Grimm] "...okay, Shulkie, we're rollin' in 3...2...1..."
[Heromorph Smackdown Producer] "We now join She-Hulk in the Green Room for her first video Diary..."
[She-Hulk] "Hey there Heromorph Universe. So they threw me into the Blue Team with a cute little Asian chickie named Jinky and an adorable guy who goes by Bat-Mite."
"They seem pretty cool, but I think that Bat-Mite might have an unhealthy obsession with some guy from a place called Gotham who has some sort of bat fetish."
She scratches her head and then shrugs.
"We were just heading out to the Mansion's Garden when the cybernetic raptors, that roam the grounds, just went haywire and started attacking us! That Jinky seams to know how to hold her own... she took out a couple with a baseball bat, and the little Batguy was flippin' around like Yoda grabbin' guns and RPG's out of thin air... it was kinda neat."
"All and all I think we tore through close to 20 before systems were rebooted."
"This could be a fun time, now if only there were some fellas to..."