{Col. Sanders} "She's an asshole sir, Private first class Henrietta Asshole, and that's Major Margie Asshole."
{Dark helmet} "How many assholes do I have working for me."
{Troops in unison} Yo!
{Dark helmet} I Knew it I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing ASSHOLE!!!"
Meanwhile we'll go now, now...where Dark Helmet is having Mr. Coffee while watching Radar, and while the troops are combing the desert you may be interested to Know..."They ain't found shit!"
You know what nevermind the one liners...there's just too many great moments in this movie. May the Schwartz be wit ya.