"Who dares trespass upon the stronghold of the mighty orcs?"
"RANGER SCOUT!"
"Uh, wha? What is a little elfling doing here?"
"Wanna buy some cookies"
"Cookies? Cookies! You mean to tell me you braved the hostile land with it's lava pits, poisonous maggot infested swamps and ferocious beasts to sell cookies?"
"I got lemon, mint, chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, lembas, sensu.."
"....... (looks about warily)........ How much?" |