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Main : ! Manip ! : Marvel Comics :  NEW X-MEN

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NEW X-MEN
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SubmitterCEREAL_KILLERMore Photos from CEREAL_KILLER   Last Update2003/12/1 20:32
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A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him "I believe I found the reason for your stuttering".
The man asked, "Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem."

The doctor replied, "Your penis is very, very large. The weight of your penis is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your stuttering. The only solution to this is to perform a penis transplant." The man was really tired of his stuttering, so he agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor. The transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could speak without any stutter.

At first he was happy, but after a while he began to miss his large penis, and how the girls used to love it. He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stutter, but I miss my old penis. Please find the transplant donor and tell him that we have to exchange penises back..."

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Dragondack
Posted: 2005/2/3 20:55  Updated: 2005/2/3 20:55
The Great Eternal Dragon
Joined: 2004/2/9
From: Edmonton,Alberta,Canada
Posts: 11277
 Re: NEW X-MEN
Yeah, I agree with a couple of the other guys this should be a real cover!
CEREAL_KILLER
Posted: 2003/12/5 18:41  Updated: 2003/12/5 18:41
mutant
Joined: 2003/11/10
From: NYC
Posts: 186
 Re: NEW X-MEN
Thanks for the kind words everyone.
Optical_Intruder
Posted: 2003/12/2 6:39  Updated: 2003/12/2 6:39
superhero
Joined: 2003/8/17
From:
Posts: 356
 Re: NEW X-MEN
Damn! Very nice. This should be an actual cover.
(I find that using a harness also overcomes the stuttering problems associated with having a huge penis.)
Brick
Posted: 2003/12/2 0:56  Updated: 2003/12/2 0:56
Technophobic
Joined: 2003/10/23
From: Pacific North West
Posts: 455
 Re: NEW X-MEN
I'm staring at this like I would a fish tank.

No ******* kidding..

-B
Winterhawk
Posted: 2003/12/2 0:52  Updated: 2003/12/2 0:52
Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster)
Joined: 2003/8/17
From: Canada
Posts: 6812
 Re: NEW X-MEN
I... I.. I.. Th..Thi..Th..Thin..Think I.. I.. W.. Wi..Will Com..Co..Comment O..On Yo..Y..You..Your Pi..P..picture.
Good job. The model selections for the base picture(s) are good they suit the characters. good composition of the image.
Suits your style very well.
CEREAL_KILLER
Posted: 2003/12/1 20:33  Updated: 2003/12/1 20:33
mutant
Joined: 2003/11/10
From: NYC
Posts: 186
 Re: NEW X-MEN
...The doctor shook his head and replied, "That's im.. im.. im.. impo.. impossible."


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