| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "Meanwhile, In Front of the Computer..."
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Yup. Lady Heromorph found some more footage. You'd think Beetle would've learned, but, sometimes the little head outthinks the big head! 
Oracle and Black Canary watch a couple of old friends and allies getting down to business! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "Meanwhile, At the JLI Embassy..."
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2006/7/25 18:02
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Booster finds about what happened on Smackdown Island at the same time the rest of the world does. Oops! Damned those television rights contracts. And who knew that "Superhero Smackdown" was going to be on CABLE television?!
(Excuse the quality of the pic. Had to shrink it down 20% to get it under the 850,000 limit.) |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "Meanwhile At the JSA Brownstone..."
blubeetle3 DC Comics 2006/7/31 20:05
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Trouble continues to brew!
JrMcDeath wanted more Power Girl! And before anyone jumps me on this, read "I Can't Believe It's Not The Justice League". PG is very friendly toward Blue Beetle. EXCEPTIONALLY FRIENDLY! The kind of friendly that raised some questions. |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "Invest Wisely"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2006/9/24 17:10
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| Womanhood gets rewarded with her prize for winning the trivia contest. AND gives Lady Heromorph a little something(-sumptin!)... |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "Indecent Proposal"
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Lady Heromorph activates the "Lady Heromorph Clause" in Power Girl's contract. What is the "Lady Heromorph Clause"? How will this effect the game? What will PeeGee do?
(Artist's Note: I actually had to write up a contract for the one that appears in "The Three 'B's to Succeed!" because I couldn't find one online that would work. This little "clause" was a throw away gag... but, what the hell!  |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "How Wonder Woman Lost the Challenge"
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Wonder Woman versus a host of cybernetic ninjas? Seems like a slam dunk, right?
...A funny thing happened on the way to the challenge... |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "How Power Girl Lost the Battle Royal"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2006/9/21 13:30
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How could the arguablly most powerful hero lose the big battle royal?
Power Girl and Blue Beetle "plan Beetle and Booster's commitment ceremony"! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "Dressed for Success"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2006/10/8 9:20
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Well, apparently Power Girl has made her decision!
Who knew people in colorful costumes would be into DRESS-UP?! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "Dark Knight Over Adventure Island"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2006/9/2 19:21
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Oops. Ever had one of those days? First you have to fight cybernetic ninjas, and then BATMAN shows up. And ya know he ain't real happy with you. His (sometime, once, who-knows) girlfriend seduced you... Oh, and then DUMPED YOU when you were of no more use to her! That's how your morning began, remember?
And people wonder why you're blue! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "Big Trouble A-brewing!"
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In the midst of her...ahem... nocturnal activities (see Members Gallery), Lady Heromorph receives some distressing news.
Can't anyone follow a script around here?!!! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "Big Announcements!"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2006/9/10 19:16
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| Lady Heromorph updates the contestants on what's been happening and what's coming up. |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "An Offer You Can't Refuse!"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2006/7/23 16:25
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| Wonder Woman, upset by the defection of Vampirella to Team Two, has redoubled her efforts (because... y'know... her and Vampi were working as a team. With Vampi gone, WW has to do ALL the work!) to entice Blue Beetle. No corner will be cut. No expense will be too high. Wonder Woman will get her man! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "A Little Chat" Part Two
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2006/9/5 17:54
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| Maybe... Just maybe... Batman's not a big a dick as people think he is. |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN: "A Little Chat" Part One
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2006/9/4 19:26
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Batman and Blue Beetle have a little chat. AND Blue Beetle learns something new.
Part One of two. |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 3: "Where on Earth is BLACK BEETLE?!"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/9/30 16:51
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| Black Beetle's right, y'know! Not about SMACKDOWN. About the GOTHAM KNIGHTS!!! They have a "shutdown defense"! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 3: "Going Off-Script"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/9/30 19:43
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| After Round 2, the contestants of SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN are given six hours to rest up until the next round begins. During this time, the BLACK BEETLE tells MINDWAVE of his devious plans for round 3! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "Thinking of You"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/8/5 12:22
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During a lull in the competition, Black Beetle gets the lowdown on the other competitors from Mindwave.
Nothin' like having a telepath on your side to get the really good dirt! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "The Waiting Is The Hardest Part"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/8/12 15:26
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After finding directions to the next finishline in the VW Beetle provided for him by Lady Heromorph, the Black Beetle reaches it in record time... FAT LOT OF GOOD IT DOES HIM!
LH has some bad news, and Beetle gets to know Lady Heromorph better (much to his dismay!). |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "Roadtripping"
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Black Beetle takes current stock of his plan. If all's going according to plan, why does he seem less than thrilled with it?  |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "Mindgames Part 4"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/8/26 20:01
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Who says you have to be psychic to play mindgames?
Here we see Black Beetle use technology, hope, and outright lying to mess with poor ol' Tex Mason's mind!
...And now you know the reason why Tex Mason MUST win a race! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "Mindgames Part 3"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/8/18 3:46
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| After Mindwave and Mary Marvel's little meeting -nudge, nudge, wink, wink - Mindwave finds Beetle and delivers news that sickens him (although he was feeling a might queasy already after Googling "Neilrok"!). |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "Mindgames Part 1"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/8/14 19:49
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What does an extremely powerful teenaged telepath do when she's bored? She makes her own fun!
Bad, Mindwave! Leave poor Mary alone!  |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "It's a Small World, Afterall"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/8/19 11:46
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Hmmm... Not sure if Mindwave put the mental image in everyone's mind or if she just told everyone, but, her nickname for Virtue seems to have stuck!
And again, poor Black Beetle gets the blame!  Someone loses their pants in battle? BEETLE'S FAULT! A dress suddenly appears on someone else? BEETLE'S FAULT! It's not like Beetle controls Mindwave or anything! YEEESH!
Anyone ever consider that Matrixblur has reality altering abilities? BLAME HIM FOR A CHANGE! |
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "ENERGIZE!"
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THE SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN IS UNDERWAY!!!
Lady Heromorph explains to the contestants just what the SMACKDOWN is and gives the first challenge... PLUS, a fair warning!
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| SUPERHERO SMACKDOWN Round 2: "BLUE Beetle! GET IT?"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2007/8/10 19:34
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| The Heromorph Luxury Lear Jet touches down in Hawaii. The race continues! |
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| STAR GIRL
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Young Courtney Whitmore is the legacy of not one but TWO superheroes: Starman and Star Spangled Kid. You can find her as a member of the Justice Society of America.
Interesting fact: Writer Geoff Johns created Star Girl as a tribute to his desceased younger sister.
You can download the excellent, EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT Celestial Staff from the Heromorph Downloads. |
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| Smackdown3: "NICE is Just One Letter Away From ICE!"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/7/17 14:33
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Since she's back from the dead (Thanks, Gail!), Tora Olafsdotter will be joining this year's Superhero Smackdown!...God, help her! Ladies (the one or two of you on this site!) and gentlemen (again, the one or two of you on this site), Norway's Sweetheart...ICE!
Gee, I wonder if sweet, innocent little Ice is really ready for the ribald debauchery that Smackdown devolves into every year.
That's right! I'm popping the cherry on this year's Superhero Smackdown! Setting the tone, so to speak.
EDIT: At Masterchief's "request" (i.e. ORDER is more like it! JEEZ! Make a guy a "Mod" and it goes straight to his head!), I've updated the Smackdown pinup with info regarding Ice.
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 4: "The Beginning of the End"
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"Horny Valley" + Lady Heromorph ecstacy & porn bender + the pink mist of carnal lust + Spider-Man's drunken brilliance (check it out HERE) = BIG TROUBLE for Blue Beetle & Ice!
Everything is against these poor kids! Well, they gave it a good try.
Next stop...the HM Adult Gallery! |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 4: "From the Frying Pan..."
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/10/18 12:17
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| Ice and Blue Beetle find out exactly where they are. Meanwhile, Lady Heromorph has something she wants to tell them. |
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| SMACKDOWN ROUND 4: "Dangerous Thoughts"
blubeetle3 Smackdown 2008/11/2 18:35
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After an EPIC BATTLE (so epic, in fact, that I couldn't be bothered to depict it! ) with the faeries, Ice & Blue Beetle are a little worse for wear.
And to make matters worse, Lady Heromorph's little bender is definitely kicking in...
Oh, I almost forgot! Special thanks to petercotton for the torn clothing maps. |
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