| BADASS ELF BABE 2 lordcoyote 2011/8/3 6:48 2560 0
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| Conan: The Frost Giant's Daughter thestarkiller 2011/8/6 15:56 1900 1
An iconic image depicting one of the greatest of the Robert E. Howard stories written about everyone's favorite Cimmerian.
Comments are welcome and appreciated. |
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| steampunk alice lexluthor76 2011/8/14 17:21 2109 0
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| red witch,master of the red dragons lexluthor76 2011/8/21 4:28 1922 0
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| my name is wind lexluthor76 2011/8/21 11:21 2255 2
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| Conan the Cimmerian thestarkiller 2011/8/21 18:49 2122 0
"I have known many gods. He who denies them is as blind as he who trusts them too deeply. I seek not beyond death. It may be the blackness averred by the Nemedian skeptics, or Crom's realm of ice and cloud, or the snowy plains and vaulted halls of the Nordheimer's Valhalla. I know not, nor do I care. Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content."
? Robert E. Howard
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| FALL OF THE WICKED QUEEN lordcoyote 2011/8/25 15:34 2168 0
QUEEN: Do these filthy rebel scum believe they can truly overthrow my iron rule? I will soon show them the error of their ways! At the end of this day there shall be a forest of hanging corpses as a lesson that it is a grave mistake to EVER defy m-
(arrow flies in.)
REBEL ARCHER: BULLS EYE!
QUEENS ARMY: (O.O)
QUEEN: ugh?.in?.con?.ceiva?.ble??*
SOLDIER 1: The queen has been slain!
CAPTAIN: Do you know what this means men? The evil queens tyranny is at an end! WE?RE FREE AT LAST!
EVERYONE: HURRAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!
CAPTAIN: Now we can set up a free society!
SOLDIER 1: That was a good shot.
SOLDIER 2: Sure was.
SOLDIER 3: It?s her own fault for showing off her cleavage.
SOLDIER 1: HUH?
SOLDIER 3: Leaving the spot above her heart exposed like that? C?MON! WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?
EVERYONE ELSE: o____o |
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| SPOILS OF THE RAID lordcoyote 2011/8/26 19:51 2375 0
And she'll be around to make sure the new housekeeper doesn't get spoiled... |
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| witch lexluthor76 2011/8/29 19:05 2152 0
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| THE RAID lordcoyote 2011/8/29 20:02 1937 0
ORC 1: Buddy, in that wagon is enough gold to feed our village for a year.
ORC;2 : Gold? We can't eat gold! We eat meat.
ORC 1 : o___O |
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| of gods and monsters...hulk vs doomsday lexluthor76 2011/9/2 16:03 2879 2
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| the tortoise and the hare lexluthor76 2011/9/11 18:38 2120 0
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| FACING THE DARK LORD lordcoyote 2011/9/12 13:59 1999 0
"Daughter! You dared to turn against me and side with my enemies! For your act of rebellion I'M CUTTING OFF YOUR ALLOWANCE!" |
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| ROAST MUTTON lordcoyote 2011/9/19 11:06 1824 1
Quite possibly Bilbo's most risky burglaries.
No Sting.
No ring.
No dwarvs to back him up 'cause they're too chicken. |
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| SAVE THE PRINCESS lordcoyote 2011/10/6 19:26 2006 1
Yes, save the princess.
The rich spoiled, privileged,bratty princess who'll most likely be completely ungrateful and refuse to give a reward of any kind........ |
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| HEROICS OF DARING DO lordcoyote 2011/10/13 12:33 1854 0
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| INFILTRATOR lordcoyote 2011/11/1 21:12 1882 0
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| RAIDED lordcoyote 2011/11/18 12:11 2003 1
Y'come home after a few days of raiding and pillaging and wouldn't ya know it. You find squatters who refuse to leave!
WHERE'S THE JUSTICE?! |
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| CONSERVATION OF NINJUTSU lordcoyote 2011/11/24 20:57 2009 0
CONSERVATION OF NINJUTSU: When one fighter goes up against many. It is often the lone fighter who ends up victorious. |
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| BRAWL AT THE TAVERN lordcoyote 2011/11/30 20:06 2526 2
One of two things will happen:
Either she kills him horribly.....
Or they get a room...... |
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| THE WOODCUTTERS DAUGHTER lordcoyote 2011/12/3 6:20 1923 1
too late he realized.....
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Tinkerhell Nolen_Void 2011/12/3 17:53 2261 2
She's not your dad's "Peter Pan" fairy. |
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| ANGRY GRIZZSQUATCH lordcoyote 2011/12/6 20:06 1784 0
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| Tinkerhell 1.1 Nolen_Void 2011/12/8 19:04 2302 5
Based on a comment from Dark_Wanderer, I played with the lights. Opinions, anyone? |
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| FANTASTIC SLEIGH RIDE lordcoyote 2011/12/21 12:49 1742 0
"Let's replace the reindeer. " someone said.
"kids will think it's awesome!" someone said.
"what can go wrong?" someone said. |
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| Hellzbell Nolen_Void 2011/12/21 18:47 2242 2
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| MAKEOUT POINT lordcoyote 2011/12/23 17:19 1962 1
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| MONTROSITY lordcoyote 2012/1/23 13:30 1930 2
You're not even looking at the monster, are you? |
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| ENTREPRENEURS lordcoyote 2012/1/24 13:45 2113 3
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| HOOKED lordcoyote 2012/1/30 15:59 1730 0
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