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Technophobic  
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That's it? That's the chant against evil from the "Book of Souls"? Oh yeah, right, boss. And what kind of decoder ring comes with that, man? ####, it don't even rhyme well!
Posted on: 18 08 05 03:31 pm
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Night Court |
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Cleaver, you may be younger, you may be faster, you may even be smarter. But you will NEVER, EVER, be crazier... than me.
Posted on: 18 08 05 08:10 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy.
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Supreme being  
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"there's someone in my head...but it's not me."
Posted on: 18 08 05 11:22 pm
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Some Chicks Diary |
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused  
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Bugger, bugger bugger bugger!
(don't play a drinking game on cusswords in that movie, you'll be drunk in 5 minutes)
Posted on: 19 08 05 05:03 am
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Vivo per lei
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Breakfast Club |
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Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
Posted on: 19 08 05 02:35 pm
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Bassamatic |
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mmmm now that's good bass!
Posted on: 19 08 05 09:05 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy.
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Mr. The Mighty Lord *Krackaboom!*  
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CC: "That reminds me of a little joke. Knock knock-"
GR: "Who's there?"
CC: "Bab's Uvula."
GR: "Bab's Uvula who?"
CC: "I don't know, Babs. But I do know this: your Uvula is on the fritz."
Posted on: 21 08 05 11:01 am
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Who's The Model?
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!)  
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Dark Helmet: [In Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
[In V. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!
[V]
Dark Helmet: No! Stop!
[D.H]
Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!
[V]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!
Posted on: 22 08 05 06:53 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk... 
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.
Posted on: 23 08 05 12:33 pm
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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From "The Last Boy Scout", and my personal mantra:
Nobody likes you;
Everybody hates you;
You're gonna lose.
Smile, you f***.
Posted on: 24 08 05 12:54 am
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"Let me guess...you're from outer space!"
"No, I'm from Iowa; I only work in outer space."
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Wanda |
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f*ck-face, dickhead, ####.
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You are the vulgarian, you f*ck.
Posted on: 24 08 05 03:25 pm
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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Lily Tomlin |
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Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
Posted on: 25 08 05 01:37 am
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy.
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It's a show about nadda... |
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superhero  
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Foamy: This F***ing operating system is as unstable as Charles Manson and... I... NEED... HELP!!
Foamy: Why am I paying for first rate tech support from a third world country?
Foamy: Barista? What the F*** is a Barista? If it's mexican for "No nothing, coffee swill serving a$$hole" than that's pretty accurate!
Emperor Palpitine: "It's something I've been working on for a long time!"
Darth Vader: "A boobie?"
Posted on: 25 08 05 01:50 am
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RWAR!
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Re: It's a show about nadda... |
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Posted on: 25 08 05 04:53 am
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"Let me guess...you're from outer space!"
"No, I'm from Iowa; I only work in outer space."
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Booberificus |
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused Joined:
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You cheat! You cheat Doc Jones you cheat! I vewy little, you cheat very big!
Data, what are you doing?
I'm building booty traps!
BOOBY TRAPS!
That's what I said, I said I'm building booty traps!!
Oh sad is the world, but I have Kavorkian's scarf.......roundmyneck
Posted on: 25 08 05 11:08 am
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Vivo per lei
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Talking to a Hooker. |
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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Jebediah Nightlinger: Well, I have the inclination, the maturity, and the where-with-all; but unfortunately, I don't have the time.
Posted on: 25 08 05 01:33 pm
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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Off the hook  
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driver: How far you going?
hitchhiker: Uh, to the end of this fence.
driver: Hop in.
hitchhiker: My names Navin Johnson.
driver: Well, there you go.
hitchhiker: Thanks for the ride!
Posted on: 25 08 05 05:46 pm
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Re: the jerk |
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I was born a poor black child...
Posted on: 26 08 05 04:29 am
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"Let me guess...you're from outer space!"
"No, I'm from Iowa; I only work in outer space."
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Damn these glasses!
Glasses, I damn thee!
Posted on: 26 08 05 04:32 am
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"Let me guess...you're from outer space!"
"No, I'm from Iowa; I only work in outer space."
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yada yada yada |
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Supreme being 
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"Up from Earths' Centre I arose
And upon the throne of Jehovah sate.
And many a knot untangled by the road...
...But not the Master-Knot of Human Fate."
---the Rubyiat of Omar Kyahuan
Posted on: 26 08 05 12:17 pm
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