Thunderbirds
Alan Tracy: So, do you still think that science can explain everything?
Fermat: Not girls

"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction." Steve Wright

How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

Narrator: Anyone can now enter the lucrative field of animated cartoons with the new Tom and Jerry Cartoon Kit. This kit contains everything needed for quiet, sophisticated humor--one mean, stupid cat; one sweet, lovable mouse; and assorted deadly weapons. The coffee and cigarettes are for the cartoonists.

Narrator: Our next film will be for the kiddies, and will demonstrate a new poison gas. Thank you and good night.

Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

It was vampires, I tell ya! Vampires! With big honkin' fangs!

There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool.

Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?

Quick, find a bathroom I really gotta go!!

Hold on.

Hurry

OK OK I pull in over there

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Can you take me home, I need to change.

Waaaaaater sucks. it really really sucks

An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.

I've heard or seen that one before, where is that from?

It's from "Kill Bill II"

eat my shorts

Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen.

What we have heeeya, is a failure to communicate.

Hey Earl, you think if we cut the worm in half it will fight itself?

I feel like that hobbit Rudy when he first stepped onto that football field.

Randy: Why can't I be the Bandit?
Earl: Cause I have a moustache. You gotta have a moustache if you want to be the Bandit.
Catalina: My mother could be the Bandit.

Greetings, Star Fighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada!

I'm here to kick a$$ and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta bubblegum.

"...and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen! "