How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle?

(Dem, feeling his bald head).
"No hair."
(Sees that he's naked.)
"Hmmm... Big."

From the first Child's Play movie

Chuckie: "Hey, What are you doing? We're friends to the end."

Little kid: "This IS the end, friend." (Lights match.)

Ah ha! No wonder Cool Sayings hasn't been posted in.

Alright, here's a couple sayings.


"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." --R.A. Heinlein


"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." --Mitch Ratliffe


"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
-- H.L. Mencken.


Apologies to everyone if they've been posted before.

"Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them
In the halls of Valhalla
Where the brave may live forever." --The 13th Warrior


?You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.? --Count Adhemar, A Knight?s Tale

A homeless man walked up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in over a week. So I bit him.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." --Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a**. And I'm all out of bubblegum." --Roddy Piper, They Live.


"I disagree with everything you say, but will fight to the death for your right to say it." -- Voltaire (rumored).

?When the Chess game is over, the Pawn and the King go back to the same box." (Irish saying)

Ralph Wiggum: "I bent my Wookie".

The hero is one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by. --Felix Adler

War Hawk: What are you supposed to do when you have the weight of the world on your shoulders?
John Stewart: Plant your feet. ?Justice League Unlimited, The Once and Future Thing Part 2

"I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard. Always taking constant care not to break something. To break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment or someone could die. But you can take it can't you big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am." --Superman to Darkseid, Justice League Unlimited, "Destroyer"

?They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason, above all, for their capacity for good, I have sent them you, my only son.? ?Jor-El, Superman the Movie

?People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy. I can?t do this as Bruce Wayne. A man is just flesh and blood, and can be ignored or destroyed. But a symbol?as a symbol, I can be incorruptible, everlasting...? ?Bruce Wayne, Batman Begins

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"Great occasions do not make heroes or cowards; they simply unveil them to the eyes. Silently and imperceptibly, as we wake or sleep, we grow strong or we grow weak, and at last some crisis shows us what we have become." ? Bishop Westcott

"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anais Nin

?Though much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.?
?Alfred Lord Tennyson, Ulysses

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"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig" - Clint Eastwood as Blondie in "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"

"A man can be an artist at anything. Painting, cooking. That man's art is death, and he is about to paint his masterpiece."-- Christopher Walken, from the movie "Man on Fire"

"Fill your hands, you son of a b****!" --Rooster Cogburn, True Grit



"Thou shalt not be a victim. Thou shalt not be a perpetrator. Above all, thou shalt not be a bystander." --Holocaust Museum, Washington, DC

That was so fucking money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit.

"If you want peace, prepare for war."

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature, and has no chance of being free unless made or kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
--John Stuart Mill


"I believe that if you're going to fight a war do it effectively, unremittingly -- or don't do it at all. I'm not into ethics. I'm into efficiency."
-- Benjamin St. John, Descent


"We make war that we may live in peace." --Aristotle

Khan Noonian Singh:
Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space.

From KING CONAN, CROWN OF IRON script by John Milius

Conan: Crom! Again we are here. One thing I know... you are watching, you old wolf! The odds are long again, you enjoy that. If I die, we will meet in Valhalla, I will eat at your table. And if I live, you will find other ways to torture me.


"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the universe"
-- Albert Einstein

"Night City was like a deranged experiment in social Darwinism, designed by a bored researcher who kept one thumb permanently on the fast-forward button."
--William Gibson, Neuromancer

Bessie Braddock: ?Winston, you are drunk!?
Winston Churchill: ?And Madam, you are ugly. And tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you will still be ugly.?


"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
--Sir Winston Churchill.


Lady Astor: "If you were my husband I would poison your tea!"
Winston Churchill: "Madame, if I were your husband I would DRINK it!"