I posted that strip in my latest journal at red vs blue. Gotta love red meat.
www.redmeat.com

...IS A MURDERER!!

I ran across this video and couldn't help but think of Nielrock
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a88_1182467920

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Mack Master Bot Rockefeller

http://roxik.com/pictaps/index.html

click where it says 'paint' and draw something.

Imagine my amusement when I realized that the silly goof off doodles I was inputing into this cute little program are presented for everyone who accesses this to see!
I'm glad I'm not inclined to draw dancing porno

Just surfing the web and find this little video:
http://www.telurica.com/videopost/neo-vs-robocop

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1. That was VERY well put together... it was pretty much seamless... who ever did it, did an excellent job.

2. Thats B.S...... Nobody... not even Neo can whoop Robocop!

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That's my opinion too...

This vocabulary game donates rice to the U.N. for every word you get right.

http://www.freerice.com/index.php

That game can show you hqw much you don't know. I got 36 right before I lost the site (darn Windows Vista).

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

Two men are sitting in a cabin. Noone enters, noone leaves. Suddenly, both men die, but neither is a murderer. How did they die?

I'll post the answer on wednsday. Kinda ruins the joke to post right now.
*Edit: Must not be that old Chilly, 'cuz you're wrong.

For now, laugh at this one:
Q: Does The U.K. have a Fourth of July?
(for those who don't know, July 4, 1776 is American Independence Day.)
A: Yes, they just don't celebrate it.

Be careful with that riddle you might break it, it's so old it's an antique.
I remember it as being a cabin on a mountainside.

When it comes to fireworks, the British Commonwealth usually celebrates on November 5th.


And my favourite joke of all time:
This guy is waiting in line to buy train tickets to and he can't help staring at the cashier's huge breats. When it is his turn he says "Hi, two pickets to Tittsburgh please... Oh my god! I'm sorry! I meant two tickets to Pittsburgh."
the guy standing in line behind him pats him on the shoulder and says "Don't worry, it's called a Freudian Slip, it happens all the time. Why just the other morning at breakfast I meant to say to my wife 'Please pass the salt' and instead I said 'You f*cking b!tch, you ruined my life.'"

It was a rainy night at the country near a dirt road.
Then close to morning, a gun was fired and a human body fell down, dead.
One hour later, Sherlock Holmes arrives to solve the crime.
He sees the man dead near the dirt road and near by he finds some wheel tracks.
He decide to follow those tracks through the muddy dirt road until he find a house with the 3 men on the porch.
With a glimpse to the 3 men, Mr Holmes solved the crime and arrested the guilty one.
How did he do that, if none of the men was wearing muddy shoes or was wet or freshly showered?



*Will post the answer in a couple of days if no one get it*
999

One of the guys on the porch was still holding the smoking gun.

Wrong!
No gun in sigth.