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Kling on HM (WebMaster!)  
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Oooh fuuudge!
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Posted on: 14 12 06 06:36 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk... 
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused  
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Look! It says Fra-gee-lee! Must be french!
Posted on: 14 12 06 06:44 am
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Vivo per lei
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Posted on: 18 12 06 11:42 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy.
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Super Into SuperGirl (HFC)  
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Does anyone know or have a good wallpaper of the Death of Superman of the cover with Supermans cape ripped on a pole?
Posted on: 2 01 07 02:28 am
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I'm A Red Shirt In The Star Trek Episode Of Life
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Posted on: 2 01 07 01:43 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
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Super Into SuperGirl (HFC) Joined:
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My home planet is far away and long since gone. But it's name lives on ... Gallifrey!
Posted on: 3 01 07 06:50 pm
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Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
Posted on: 20 02 07 02:10 pm
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I bet she gives great helmet.
Posted on: 2 10 07 02:37 pm
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Don't ever look a gift camel in the mouth. They spit. Don't ever look a gift donkey in the @$$. They kick (and it's a bad view). If you want to get ahead in life, use a bone saw. It won't get stuck on the spine. You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.  Hot is red. Blue is cold. Unless it's really hot, cuz that's blue too. Never touch a blue flame. Anyone who says they can smell opporitunity ought to be committed. Opporitunity is odorless. Loo,loo, skip to my loo! Loo,loo, skip to my loo! Loo,loo, skip to my loo! Skip to my loo my darlin'! Wouldn't skipping just make her pee everywhere? 
Posted on: 20 10 07 10:44 am
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No system is perfect. All institutions are corrupt and all future institutions will become corrupt eventually. The imperfection is inherent and cannot be fixed or removed. The imperfection is humanity.
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Some jokes are just lost on people. |
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superhero Joined:
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Justice League humor.
Flash: Hey Superman! I've got a joke for you!
Superman: Okay.
Flash: Pull my finger.
Flash: AAAAAAAAAA! You just ripped my finger off, you *Justice League Censor*!
Superman: Hey that's kinda funny!
Posted on: 20 10 07 10:52 am
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No system is perfect. All institutions are corrupt and all future institutions will become corrupt eventually. The imperfection is inherent and cannot be fixed or removed. The imperfection is humanity.
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Family guy
Peter: You know, I don't really trust guys who say they know celebrities.
Brian: Why not?
Peter: 'Cuz of-. Well, remember-rembember that time that guysaid he knew a bunch of rappers?
<cut to memory of a lunch with some nameless guy noone knows.>
Peter: Those-those are a bunch of empty candy wrappers.
Guy: Well, uh....look at this! It's 50 cent!
Peter: Noooo no, that's just 2 quarters.
Guy: Okay, look! Snoop dog!
Peter: No that's just-that's just Brian. Okay, you don't really know any rappers, do you?
Guy:Uhhhhh......Hey look! Barbara Streisand! Hey Barabara!
Guy runs across the street to a BBQ sales lot.
Brian: Now that isn't even close.
Peter: Man, this guy's nuts! I'm going home.
Guy: Whoa!*ducks* Barabara, is that your mother?! No, wait, it's just a barabaque. Or is it? AAAA!*ducks again*
Posted on: 18 11 07 01:37 pm
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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster)  
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If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
Posted on: 19 03 08 07:58 am
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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If you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.
Posted on: 19 03 08 11:04 am
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Come on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.
Posted on: 20 03 08 01:30 pm
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damn, you guys made me dig out my quote book.
"The piano player hangs from piano wire?But the player piano carries on." - Thursday
this is a couple of random excerpts from the great indie comic, Dogwitch
Dolores: Oh dear?they?re all STICKY on the INSIDE and I appear to be WEARING them?
Ralphie: Yeah? Well it don?t get no better out here!
Dolores: Ohh?they taste like butterscotch!?
Ralphie:Well, Vi?looks like once again we?re up SH*T CREEK, in a big sh*t house, with a big sh*t sign over it, and it?s all your fault!
Violet: No kidding. What does the big sh*t sign say?
Ralphie: YOU ARE HERE.
Dolores: Ralphy. Is she asleep?
Ralphie: Well, she?s definitely below the RECOMMENDED level of consciousness. The old lush finished off the rest of the moonshine. I feel a bit sh*t-faced just from the fumes!?
Former Band member: What the hell are you messing with?
Violet: BAD-ASS-EVIL-PSYCHO-MOJO! Why? What the f*** did you think I was messing with?
You think the f***ing fairies are gonna help us Prefabricate, Regenerate, and Reanimate a CORPSE?
Former Band Member: But you said there?d be fairies.
Violet: Well, I lied.
Posted on: 20 03 08 02:01 pm
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I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
Posted on: 20 03 08 11:51 pm
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PS4, PS3, Vita PSN: Winterhawk200
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
Posted on: 22 03 08 03:04 pm
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"One day I shall come back...
Yes, I shall come back...
Until then, there must be no regrets
No tears, no anxieties...
Just go forward in all your beliefs;
And prove to me that I am not Mistaken
In Mine..."
William Hartnell, The First Doctor
Posted on: 24 03 08 02:43 pm
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Leader (and only member so far) Heromorph Clean-up Team. (You don't like it...find someone else who's willing to work as cheap as me!  )
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"No matter where you go, there you are." --The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. ?I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.? --John Wayne, The Shootist.Quote:
Wolf wrote:
"One day I shall come back...
Yes, I shall come back...
Until then, there must be no regrets
No tears, no anxieties...
Just go forward in all your beliefs;
And prove to me that I am not Mistaken
In Mine..."
William Hartnell, The First Doctor
Posted on: 28 03 08 06:34 am
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?They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason, above all, for their capacity for good, I have sent them you, my only son.? ?Jor-El, Superman the Movie
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If you're lying, remember one thing. I could swallow each of you whole without choking. All I need do is butter your heads and pin your ears back.
Posted on: 28 03 08 11:49 am
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