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I cannot live a lie any longer. I have decided to come clean.
I would like to announce to everyone that Vampire Lover and I are really the same person. It has been very difficult trying to be two people on the site, what with all the posts and comments, and trying to draw and sketch and manip and all that other work, just to try and foster the illusion that we are two people, one male and one female. The hardest part has been commenting on my own work in two different personas.
Thank goodness I can stop this charade at last.
I apologize to everyone for this ruse. I actually didn't think I could keep it going this long.
Posted on: 1 04 08 10:44 am
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So... that email I got from VL... telling me all those dirty things.... about how she wanted too... And.... touch... and.... OH MAN. You. Sick. Bastard!  Yeah... yeah... yeah... you are good... but not THAT good.
Posted on: 1 04 08 11:03 am
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Time Lord! Joined:
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Maybe you were drunk, or Scottish, and can't recall that with clarity.
But your manly chest, your long stick with the flashy thing on it, the shout box and what goes on inside it.... how could I resist?
Posted on: 1 04 08 11:19 am
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Not to be outdone, but it's been some time now that MissVee and I are also one in the same. The giveaway should have been all the BatGirl art I/we produce. It explains al the variations of the same pictures.
Posted on: 1 04 08 01:51 pm
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Who cares?
Just do what you gotta do already!
Posted on: 1 04 08 01:58 pm
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Whew. I am so glad you finally came clean. These feelings I have been having for you.....
whew.
As long as we're all coming clean...
...jeesh, this is hard....
...okay...
I'm.....I'm...
...Amish.
wow. what a weight off my god-fearing shoulders.
I must go plow something now.
Posted on: 1 04 08 09:28 pm
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Hitler, get out of the way! You're ruining my entrance! Gaaaa....
I need constant supervision. Then I could see through chick's clothes.
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Which would be me. Yes, we met on this site and it was lust at first post. He is giving up his Omish lifestyle to cvome live with me in the city of sin. In sin. Come on, you guys, you know those uptight bastards are freaks at heart. Some of the most insane freaks in fact. Why, I remeber one time Blurry brought a six-pack, thirty skittles, a broken broom handle, a rubber duck, real duck, and a virgin Mary. I'll let you guess which one. 
Posted on: 2 04 08 04:42 pm
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Darkwinter999 wrote:
...He is giving up his Omish lifestyle to cvome live with me in the city of sin. In sin.
Posted on: 2 04 08 06:54 pm
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Posted on: 2 04 08 09:36 pm
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Hey look ev'rbody! DD's poop sparkles!!!
Posted on: 3 04 08 01:44 am
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Well, as long as we're admitting things, I guess I'll go ahead with my dark secret.... I am an actual (Aieeeee!) Chupacabra!  All your goats belong to (Aieeeee!) us!
Posted on: 3 04 08 05:40 am
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Time Lord! Joined:
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OK, is it "Omish" or "Amish". I'm confused. The sex-change operation I had Tuesday still has me groggy, and BikerBot needs me to hurry up and heal.
Posted on: 3 04 08 07:32 am
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Chup@Cabra wrote:
Well, as long as we're admitting things, I guess I'll go ahead with my dark secret....
I am an actual (Aieeeee!) Chupacabra!
All your goats belong to (Aieeeee!) us!
Oh No... Chupa... be careful because Matrixblur is a Chupacabara F*cker.... so, keep your tail between your legs and make sure you face him at all times. Also, show no fear... he can smell fear. Besides how could anything this cute be dangerous?  
Posted on: 3 04 08 07:42 am
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Oh No... Chupa... be careful because Matrixblur is a Chupacabara F*cker.... so, keep your tail between your legs and make sure you face him at all times. Also, show no fear... he can smell fear.
Besides how could anything this cute be dangerous?
Hey, Jr...remember the last time we had to clean out that 'shoutbox' of yours? Or did you forget DD having to call in a HazMat team to bail us all out? Methinks you really don't know what ''dangerous'' REALLY means, Buckeroo! 
Posted on: 3 04 08 04:22 pm
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OK since everyone is coming clean I have to get this off my chest...Jr. and I are in now way related!! There I feel so much better now!!
On a lighter note, I also have to admitt that I am in fact an Elvis from the planet PZ7 in the Bullshit Nebula. I have come to Earth to steal all of its peanutbutter and banana sandwiches. So if you will just send all of your peanutbutter and bananas to me I will not have to torture you with my singing!!
If my demands are not met within the next 24 hours I will take iver all of your satalites and force you to watch Jr. and Blurr bumping uglies after they both drank to much and picked each other up from the bar and had wild man love in the parking lot behind the dumpster.
Posted on: 3 04 08 11:38 pm
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Time Lord! Joined:
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I think all of you still don't believe that Vampire Lover and I are the same person. This is unfortunate. Apparently I picked a bad day - April Fool - to reveal this shocking news. Bad timing on my part. Have you noticed that there have been no new postings from "Vampire Lover" since I made my announcement? No new Garrett Blairs, no new stories, no comments. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Strike anyone as strange? So now I'm going to go off and be "VL" a while, and post some more GB's. -w 
Posted on: 4 04 08 07:14 am
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If you were able to procreate would you call them omelets?
Well, they do start out as eggs! Yes, it is Amish, I just wasn't paying attention so I copied off MB. You failed English, didn't you?
Posted on: 4 04 08 09:19 am
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i think that it has something to do with the fact that the announcement was April 1. i have long since learned not to trust ANYTHING that happens on the first of april. so, if you really are VL, get back to me about her commission, and then i'll believe in you.
would'a waited a day, if i were you.
Posted on: 4 04 08 11:05 am
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Ok, I'll play along. I ain't skeerd to say it! If you're really VL. Then I'd knock the dust off your ass in a heart beat! http://heromorph.com/heromorph2/modules/myalbum2/photo.php?lid=2907
Posted on: 4 04 08 12:05 pm
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Which would be me.
Yes, we met on this site and it was lust at first post.
Yes, it is Amish, I just wasn't paying attention so I copied off MB. You failed English, didn't you?
What are you guys talkin about? Thats what I said. Amish. And D-Wind, you gotta get over this crush. It would never work out. Tell you what, when you turn 18, give me a call. Who knows.
Posted on: 4 04 08 02:42 pm
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Hitler, get out of the way! You're ruining my entrance! Gaaaa....
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