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Kling on HM (WebMaster!)  
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Hi. You'll do.
Posted on: 10 06 09 09:22 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk... 
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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I have big feet.
Posted on: 10 06 09 09:24 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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The Vampire Layer  
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OMG This is the most UNoriginal pick up lines I have ever seen or heard.. and I have heard some bad ones.. :LOL:
Posted on: 11 06 09 03:30 pm
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Nice shoes, want to f-ck?
Posted on: 11 06 09 04:39 pm
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I'd like to take you to breakfast. Should I call you or nudge you?
Posted on: 11 06 09 05:55 pm
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A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar. I don't remember how the rest of it goes, but we end up having sex together.
Posted on: 11 06 09 05:58 pm
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"Hey Baby, wanna see my web-shooter?"  It might be bad, but I guess it worked.
Posted on: 11 06 09 07:11 pm
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Herald  
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you like algebra? here's an equation for you... U over I = O
Hi. My name is JrMcDeath. Do you mind wearinga sheep costume for me?
Posted on: 12 06 09 04:01 pm
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vigilante  
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What say we call ur left leg Christmas and ur right leg New Years...so I can spend some time with u between the holidays?
Posted on: 14 06 09 01:58 am
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Henchman  
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Worst ones I'm guilty of actually having used? "I seem to have lost my phone number...may I borrow yours?" (while really drunk) "Hey...I uh...I can't remember where I live, could you take me home?" 
Posted on: 14 06 09 05:52 am
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"Nice legs, when do they open?"
Posted on: 19 06 09 08:21 pm
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"Hey babe, I have a 12" tongue and I can breathe through my ears."
Actually used that one. She though I was funny and well.... Hey maybe it wasn;t that bad after all....
Posted on: 24 06 09 06:35 pm
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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster)  
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Hello, I have a Large Penis
Posted on: 29 06 09 10:12 am
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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Herald Joined:
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*walks up to the bar, sitting next to a gorgeous blonde and looks her straight in the eyes*
dude: "Head or A$$?"
chick: "what?"
dude: "Head or A$$?"
chick: "WTF?? 0.0"
dude: "you gotta pick one, so which one you gonna
give me?"
Posted on: 1 07 09 08:41 pm
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Bat Junkie...and who took my meds???  
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Quote:
Hisstoryman wrote:
"Hey babe, I have a 12" tongue and I can breathe through my ears."
Actually used that one. She though I was funny and well.... Hey maybe it wasn;t that bad after all....
really?
Posted on: 2 07 09 08:03 am
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True story, we were both inebriated so that probably helped. 
Posted on: 4 07 09 06:09 pm
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Hi, My Name is ______,
And to answer the question you are going to ask, Yes, I will sleep with you.
Posted on: 20 07 09 11:00 am
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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Wouldn?t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Posted on: 22 07 09 07:45 am
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Right after borrowing a cigarette and nearly choking to death on the smoke...
Tell her it's worth the risk of cancer just to meet her.
(Actually worked for me)
Posted on: 22 07 09 11:03 pm
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superhero  
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where do you live? I want to stab you with my love gun...
(as I said to Jr.)
lol
Posted on: 22 07 09 11:55 pm
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