Sidekick?!?!?!!!!!!!!!?!?!!!
Welp, I'm fairly sure she'll enjoy this. She once found out that I used to create superheroes based on the people I knew. It started out as a simple question, "Why haven't you created one after me?". Then it became an interrogation. Till I finally told her I don't see her that way. Long story short (and because she'll kill me if I air the naughty details) I'm glad someone did my job for me
and a fine one it is.