"Come along, little knight! Adventure awaits!" "For the last time, I'm not a kid! I'm over 10,000 years old! Last survivor of the true Camelot!" "Aww, you're a role-player, how adorable!" "Adorable?! Lady, I defended this vile age from the Faerie Queen, a mad god, and thousands of costumed monsters while you couldn't be bothered to show up. You could at least take me seriously." "Now now, there's no need to be mean, dear. I was still dead back then, and I'd prefer that you not remind me." "Aagh..." |