The Merc is one of the all time favorite smart @$$ characters, and Aquaman is definitely in the top ten for Most picked on, and in the top 5 for most useless.
This is an excellent pairing. And the whole fight, though fraught with hilarious comments, would probably only last a few seconds.
Glad to see ya had Deadpool save bullets.
Whole thing kinda reminds me of the Robot Chicken "Real World Metropolis" series...hopefully Fish-man here doesn't start crying.