OMG!!!
You've really done an amazing job of taking all of Obsidian's requests and not just going the extra mile but taking it around the block several more times beyond that!!
This is both beautifully detailed and hilariously funny!! Not too mention insanely clever too! I spent a good amount of time going over the details of this while laughing the whole time! You've got visual and verbal humor going on too! The poem is just as funny as the crime scene! Super awesome, drunkendragon!