OK... add a caption time:
1) "Interesting, madame... each of us has a work uniform involving tails."
2) "You shan't be hacking up any hairballs on my nice newly-vacuumed rug, will you?"
3) "Do you like cream with your tea, or would you prefer I simply put it in a saucer?"
4) "Are you here to steal the Pennyworth family jewels? Please allow me to dust them off for you."
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Anything else and this would need to be in the Member's Gallery...