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Kling on HM (WebMaster!)  
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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
Posted on: 1 08 05 06:58 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk... 
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused  
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You must be this tall to ride Michael.
Posted on: 1 08 05 07:13 am
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Vivo per lei
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Evil has been rousted and the babysitter's been paid! Come heroes, our work here is done. You know, even though today was the worst day of my life, I learned many things. First, the world looks a lot different when you're six inches tall and covered with feathers. Second, two heads are definitely not better than one! And finally, you can lay an egg and still feel like a man!
Posted on: 1 08 05 12:02 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy.
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Heromorph's Computer Plague (invented twittering)  
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I call the big one "bitey."
Posted on: 1 08 05 01:26 pm
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Hitler, get out of the way! You're ruining my entrance! Gaaaa....
I need constant supervision. Then I could see through chick's clothes.
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Guardian of the Great White North (Webmaster)  
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Quote:
matrixblur wrote:
I call the big one "bitey."
Are you talking about Shade's Balls again 
Posted on: 1 08 05 01:31 pm
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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"But I've cut off your arms and legs!"
"Tis but a scratch, come here I'll bite you in the ankles"
Posted on: 1 08 05 02:52 pm
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Off the hook  
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"...Say, that covers a lot of ground. Come to think of it, you cover a lot of ground. If I were you, I'd get outta here, I hear they're gonna knock you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi...or you can leave in a huff...if that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I got here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
Posted on: 1 08 05 09:13 pm
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the Tick-ster |
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There are many mysteries in this universe, big and small. Like, why do clowns make us laugh? Why do we love puppy dogs? And why, why do little blue midgets hit me with fish?
Posted on: 1 08 05 11:54 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
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Supreme being  
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Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys,all on different limbs at different levels.Some monkeys are climbing up,some down.The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but a$$holes.
Posted on: 2 08 05 02:36 am
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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There seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin. Never seen it before in my life! Have you?
Posted on: 2 08 05 07:29 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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Blazing Saddles |
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You talk prettier than a $20 whore
Posted on: 2 08 05 11:11 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
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"i hate...I Hate...I HATE PETER PAN!!"
Posted on: 2 08 05 11:44 pm
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused Joined:
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Always look on the bright side of life. 
Posted on: 3 08 05 01:24 am
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Vivo per lei
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Kling on HM (WebMaster!) Joined:
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All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.
Posted on: 3 08 05 10:56 am
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I'm not drunk...... I'm Scottish! Yeah OK, I am Drunk...
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused Joined:
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We're 3 years away from the millenium, about to colonize mars. And THEY just voted divorce in!
Posted on: 3 08 05 11:21 am
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Vivo per lei
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Dennis Leary |
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Dazed and Confused... mostly Confused Joined:
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Marv Marv Marv Marv Marv....
Marv this is god, WHAT the HELL were you thinking?!!!
Posted on: 3 08 05 11:23 am
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Vivo per lei
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I was thinking of the immortal words of Soccrates who said "I drank what?"
Posted on: 3 08 05 04:09 pm
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"In the sixties, we used to take drugs to make the world wierd...
now that the world is wierd, we take Prozac to try to make it straight"
Posted on: 3 08 05 05:14 pm
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
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Lilo |
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"Pudge controls the weather."
Posted on: 4 08 05 12:34 am
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Stitch |
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"Blue punch buggy."
Posted on: 4 08 05 12:36 am
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