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Monday
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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

Posted on: 1 08 05 06:58 am
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Re: Monday
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You must be this tall to ride Michael.

Posted on: 1 08 05 07:13 am
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Evil has been rousted and the babysitter's been paid! Come heroes, our work here is done. You know, even though today was the worst day of my life, I learned many things. First, the world looks a lot different when you're six inches tall and covered with feathers. Second, two heads are definitely not better than one! And finally, you can lay an egg and still feel like a man!

Posted on: 1 08 05 12:02 pm
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not a fire extinguisher
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I call the big one "bitey."

Posted on: 1 08 05 01:26 pm
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I need constant supervision. Then I could see through chick's clothes.
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Re: not a fire extinguisher
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Quote:

matrixblur wrote:

I call the big one "bitey."
Are you talking about Shade's Balls again

Posted on: 1 08 05 01:31 pm
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Driver picks the music, shoutgun shuts their cakehole.
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"But I've cut off your arms and legs!"
"Tis but a scratch, come here I'll bite you in the ankles"

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Rufus T. Firefly
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"...Say, that covers a lot of ground. Come to think of it, you cover a lot of ground. If I were you, I'd get outta here, I hear they're gonna knock you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi...or you can leave in a huff...if that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I got here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."

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There are many mysteries in this universe, big and small. Like, why do clowns make us laugh? Why do we love puppy dogs? And why, why do little blue midgets hit me with fish?

Posted on: 1 08 05 11:54 pm
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Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys,all on different limbs at different levels.Some monkeys are climbing up,some down.The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but a$$holes.

Posted on: 2 08 05 02:36 am
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There seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin. Never seen it before in my life! Have you?

Posted on: 2 08 05 07:29 am
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You talk prettier than a $20 whore

Posted on: 2 08 05 11:11 pm
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"i hate...I Hate...I HATE PETER PAN!!"

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Always look on the bright side of life.

Posted on: 3 08 05 01:24 am
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All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.

Posted on: 3 08 05 10:56 am
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We're 3 years away from the millenium, about to colonize mars. And THEY just voted divorce in!

Posted on: 3 08 05 11:21 am
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Dennis Leary
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Marv Marv Marv Marv Marv....
Marv this is god, WHAT the HELL were you thinking?!!!

Posted on: 3 08 05 11:23 am
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Real Genius
I was thinking of the immortal words of Soccrates who said "I drank what?"

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"In the sixties, we used to take drugs to make the world wierd...
now that the world is wierd, we take Prozac to try to make it straight"

Posted on: 3 08 05 05:14 pm
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"Pudge controls the weather."

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"Blue punch buggy."

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