Well Spider-Man wasn't in danger in the slightest...I however was nearly eaten by cybernetic sharks...who does that to a shark anyway? Seriously. It isn't long before we're inside and I get to meat the rest of our "Gold" team. Let me tell you something...WOW...I recognize He-Man's sister immediately...and damn is she gorgeous. All the right curves...and that loooong blond hair..I have a weakness for blonds...and Japanese chicks too. The other hottie i don't recognize, and that's a rarity. I make a few inquiries about her but come up with zilch lots of pictures but no real background data. Since my scanners are on the fritz I can't tell what her powers or abilities are. Whatever. I take one look at Spidey and it's like he's a different guy, and I don't need scanners to know he's eyeballing those girls like a starving man does a steak.
"Okay Sid, here's the deal..."
"Don't call me Sid."
"There's two of them and two of us so I was thinking..."
"...like a fifteen year old?"
"Exactly! So which one do you want?"
"Actually, and I know this sounds bad but...I'm kinda into powerful women...If we're gonna do this ...and by the way I married twice over...I'll go with the blond."
"See I knew you were cool, Iron-Man said you weren't but I knew better."
With that we go an introduce ourselves...Like Spider-Man needs an introduction.
For those blissfully unaware, in cross over piece I did a while back Obsidian tied to enlist the aid of the Avengers, and long story short Iron Man didn't way to help. Some time later the shoe was on the other foot Stark was told to fornicate himself gently with a chainsaw. Obsidian and Iron-Man... Not friends.