Little does he know... the puppy is Seducto-dawg2000... built to pleasure women... He made a huge mistake! She then kicks him to the curb... marries the dog... and lives happily ever after with her 6 lesbian lovers.
I don't know whether to say Awww, laugh, or mention that chocolate and purple roses work on Buffy really well. Very appropriate considering valentine's day is hittin soon.