| THE KING AND HIS HEIR lordcoyote TV and Movies 2020/6/21 9:30 1179 2
And don't mess with his heir unless you're suicidal.
Happy Father's Day. |
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| GHOST-SPIDER lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2019/10/10 5:57 1177 1
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| STRATEGIZING lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/5/13 17:37 1168 1
Sometimes the simplest solution is most effective. |
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| WONDEROUS STREGNTH 2 lordcoyote DC Comics 2020/3/8 6:35 1168 1
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| GOL GOR LU lordcoyote Fantasy 2019/1/18 17:25 1167 4
Unlike with other races orcs do not have a paradise they go to upon death. No fluffy clouds. No harp playing cherubs. No endless rolling meadows.
Instead they go to Gol Gor Lu. And through this vast hellish landscape they must fight their way. Past the fiery lakes they must tread. Past the fetid maggot pits where the cowards are condemned to for eternity. Must endure the constant gnawing hunger as nothing is edible. And they must battle their way past nightmarish demons each stronger and more horrific than the last.
All to reach the great gate.
And if they can manage to get there and go through it they are rewarded by being reborn to a new mortal life.
And begin the cycle all over again…
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| DOWNSIZED! lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/1/22 14:57 1163 3
This wasn't wasn't how she'd thought the day would go when she woke up this morning...
Finding out shrink rays were actually possible! |
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| TSTL lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/1/16 6:54 1162 3
Here's a tip:
If you're gonna knock over a convenience store make sure it's not a favorite pit stop for crime fighters... |
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| DIVINE CHANCE lordcoyote Fantasy 2019/5/2 15:31 1162 2
She's the goddess of fortune.
That fortune can be good or bad, it matters not to her as she takes no sides, shows no favor. Whether she help you or hinder you it all come down to a flip of her coin.
So pray to her at your own risk. |
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| THE SUPER LIFE lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/4/11 15:35 1156 1
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| SC-FI CHEESE lordcoyote Sci-fi 2020/6/17 18:26 1155 2
Cake that is. |
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| TO THE WINNER lordcoyote Original Characters 2021/5/12 18:34 1151 0
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| HER REPUTATION PRECEEDS HER lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/3/22 10:00 1149 3
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| TIGHT SQUEEZE lordcoyote Video Game 2020/2/4 8:56 1147 1
For a couple of big reasons... |
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| HEROINE COSTUME PERIL! 4 lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/11/26 7:40 1146 2
Hey there babe! D'ja miss ole Gummy Joe?
Not particularly!
Aw, too bad, well, I got sumthin fer ya!
SPLUUURT!
EEWWW! DISGUSTING! You are so dead!
Hee Hee! That there is a new formula ole Gummy Joe made up. It's called th' nuudee goop!
Why is it called th-
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oh no! |
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| READY 2 SWING lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/5/8 9:28 1145 2
And bring the hammer down!
.......
OK, OK, it's a chunk of concrete, but the results are the same. |
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| IT'S RABBIT SEASON! lordcoyote DC Comics 2020/1/23 16:26 1144 1
Shhhhhh. Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. |
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| CAREFREE lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/9/17 9:50 1142 1
AH! To have the power of flight! To be able to soar through the sky without a worry in the world!
Except perhaps other flying things.... |
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| LIGHTS, CAMERA.... lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/9/25 15:36 1141 3
With his latest mind controlled "star" the Dirrector readies to film yet another masterpiece of cinematic artistry.... |
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| BAD DAY lordcoyote Video Game 2020/5/28 15:11 1140 1
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| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE lordcoyote Fantasy 2019/10/18 14:05 1139 1
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| ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WILDFIRES lordcoyote Fantasy 2019/11/24 17:55 1136 1
Something you should take to heart.
'Cuz the Forest service has a godless killing machine on their payroll! |
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| STRAW MYSOGYNIST lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/10/29 16:06 1135 1
Don'cha just wanna punch guys like that? |
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| HEROINE UNDERCOVER lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/11/30 12:51 1135 2
This should be a piece of cake! As well as a chance for Ravyne to test her infiltration skills.
All she'll have to do is sneak into the corporate HQ of Sergei Sonovavich disguised as a secretary. (UGH, why did she let her sister pick the outfit?)
And then it would be a matter of pretending to work late, find a computer terminal and look for proof the oligarch was guilty of human traffic-
What was that noise? |
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| HEARTFELT CONFESSION lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/5/25 15:58 1133 2
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| EVEN EVIL HAS STANDARDS lordcoyote Fantasy 2018/12/21 13:35 1131 2
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| WITCHY BREW lordcoyote Fantasy 2019/10/8 10:01 1130 2
It cures warts, upset stomach, hair loss, poison oak, bee sting, snake bite, sunburn, frostbite, salmonella, loneliness, Trump fatigue, allergies, ans demonic possession.
Warning: Do not use if pregnant. May cause baleful polymorph. |
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| S-V-P-2 lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2021/4/9 13:07 1127 0
REF! WHERE'S THE REF!
A commissioned pic. |
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| CUTE-N-SURLEY 6 lordcoyote Fantasy 2018/12/29 13:04 1123 0
"Aw, c'mon boys. Surely you can find it in you to let little ol' innocent me go and forget about this chest of treasure that I totally found just lying on the street?" |
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| HOT @$$ lordcoyote Original Characters 2020/8/3 6:42 1123 2
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| MAXIMUM EFFORT! lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2018/11/22 16:11 1122 2
CHIMICHANGAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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