So after my talk with the princess of power I decided to take action, I called my ship and had them drop off my personal fighter. two quick space folds later and I'm back...with a gift for my lady friend.
I find out from maylen -who is dodging Spiderman like Tweety and Sylvester- that she's exploring the mansions upper rooms. I find her in one of the offices and that's when I spring it on her.
"Hey there She-Ra."
"Obsidian, good afternoon."
"Hey I was thinking about what you said yesterday and I had an idea."
"Oh?"
"I was thinking if I could make all of your problems go away, maybe you'd like to go on a date with me."
"Haha You'd have to murder Hordac before I could find time for that."
"Funny you should mention that, because I have a very special gift for you."
Holding a large box I set it on a nearby sofa and unlatch the locks
"I love surprises, what is it."
The look on her face is...well it's priceless. I'm not sure whether to console her or laugh hysterically as I present her with Hordac's head.
"WHAT THE FU--"
An F bomb almost escapes her lips and I realize this idea may go very south.
"What? How? Where? Why?...It's a head? Hordac's....Head. Heads aren't presents!!!"
"Well you just said..."
"It was a figure of speech, I was speaking hypothetically...the backlash on this from his minions is going to be catastrophic!!! Do you realize what you've done?"
"His minions...Oh you mean his flunkies...no no no no no they won't be a problem....they're dead too."
"WHAT!!!???"
"Yeah I figured there would be a vacuum and nature abhors a vacuum...so I took out the whole system."
"How?"
"Antimatter Torpedo right smack dab on top of his palace and compounds. Turns out Hordac doesn't have any orbital defenses so when i showed up in orbit it was like shooting fish in a bucket. Point and click really."
"What of his prisoners and other innocent people?"
"Transported them out before the warheads hit. So how about that date? You don't have any obligations on Etheria anymore."
"But my friends..."
"...can get on with their lives."
"But what about..."
"Please don't tell me you're stuck on that archer with the heart on his chest."
"Bow?"
"Gods, even his name is uncreative...what kind of archer goes by the name Bow? Come on, we're here now and there's no worries at home...you can-"
The look on her face I first mistake for rage...but it isn't it's LUST...I'll need to repair my helmet later since it's never been torn from my sui but she is He-Man's little sister...I hope she plans on being gentle...or maybe Adora? Nope...she's going with She-Ra...hope I can walk tomorrow.