| LITA
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Meet Lita. A psychotic former ballerina turned hired killer.
STATS:
AGE: 19
HEIGHT: 5'1"
WEIGHT: 99 LBS
EYES: GREEN
HAIR: PINK
SKILLS: Black belt in over a dozen martial arts. Expert in use of edged weapons. Formal dance training
PRIMARY WEAPONS: Two 8" daggers attached to the ends of her braids. Sheaths worn on the back of her head. Secondary pair of blades concealed in her heels.
(All I got on her for now.) |
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| HEROINES IN PERIL: FERTILIZED!
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/24 5:15
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| Not fertilized in THAT way! GET'CHER MIND OUTTA TH' SEWR! |
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| TAKING IT SERIOUSLY
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/23 5:44
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| All the member of the Ten Fists mercenary band got a laugh when their leader suggested having a "bring your daughter to work day". |
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| THE AVATAR
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2010/1/23 5:41
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| VANITY
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/23 5:40
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| TROUBLE BREWING
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/22 5:41
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The Belching Dragon tavern has a strict policy. "NO WARS SHALL PASS THE THRESHOLD OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT" Obey this rule and you'll be welcome to the food and ale. break the rule and you earn the wrath of Olguths mother!
(TRUST ME YOU DON'T WANT TO EARN THE WRATH OF OLGUTHS MOTHER) |
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| PEACHY NEOLITH
lordcoyote Video Game 2010/1/22 5:39
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OH SURE, baby dinosaurs with flickie tongues are cute and all.
But they grow up..... |
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| PARTY CRASHER
lordcoyote Video Game 2010/1/22 5:37
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| WOULDN'T YA KNOW IT! You traipse through the jungle to rob and pillage an ancient site of great historical and cultural value and without fail some jerk comes along to spoil the fun! |
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| PINCHIE PINCHIE
lordcoyote Original Characters 2010/1/21 5:02
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| BE VEWY VEWY QUIET
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2010/1/21 5:01
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| The ultimate quarry: THE TOON RODENT! |
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| NET DIVE
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2010/1/20 5:06
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| Y'think the internet really looks like that from the inside? |
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| RISING HORROR
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/20 5:04
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| The warnings of the locals went ignored. But they've dealt too deep for their unobtanium and unleashed flame and shadow.... |
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| POSITIVE ROLE MODE
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| W.O.W IT'S MEGATRON!
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2010/1/19 9:50
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| NUKE THE BARBARIAN
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/18 5:06
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Pulled into a world not his own, Nuke becomes involed in a war between good and evil. With only the dragon Zookey to help him, he must do battle against the forces of the dark lord Zokithar.
Is he really the chosen one sent by the gods?
Will he defeat the vile master of darkness?
Will he get that ?special? reward from the beautiful princess T?Tauz?
Is this all really just a delusion brought on by a week long, root beer fueled RPG session? |
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| IN THE GARDEN OF EVIL
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/18 5:04
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| And all during their quest to destroy the wicked sorceress' vile man eating plants Conan was on a side quest to get into the pants of his female companions..... |
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| ONE SUPER KID
lordcoyote Original Characters 2010/1/18 4:59
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| And after this humiliating defeat Max Damage lost all respect from his fellow criminals.... |
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| FANTASY ARCHETYPES: THE PRINCESS
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/17 5:31
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Someday her prince will come but this damsel would prefer to undistress herself!
She was born into a life of privilege and wealth. But it is a life in a gilded cage for her. To the headstrong princess the tutors and guards who educate and protect her only stifle her and the many suitors seeking her hand (and mostly her wealth) in matrimony only annoys her. She longs for the chance to break free of the palace walls and experience the wide world beyond them and ironically the chance comes in the form of the dark forces building in the shadows and the sinister plans they have for her. Perhaps it is to sacrifice her in a malevolent ritual or even an unholy marriage to the dark lord.
But with the bravery of the hero the princess and her kingdom is saved. Now if only he can save her from the humdrum of royal duties?. |
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| FANTASY ARCHETYPES: THE PIRATE
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/17 5:29
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THE PIRATE: AN ANALYSIS
YO HO HO it?s a swashbuckling life for her! Her fingers are sticky. Her morals are ambiguous. In her life of larceny she is wanted in half the cities on the coast. (and not wanted in the other half) This queen of thieves revels in the freedom of the high seas. Letting wind and waves bring whatever chance for adventure and profit her way. Gold, silver, gems, these are her lovers. So beware the pirate. She?ll steal your heart, and then fence it! |
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| FANTASY ARCHETYPES: THE DWARF
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/17 5:27
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The dwarf: an analysis.
A proud and sturdy warrior the dwarf loves a good fight and loves a good beer. (usually at the same time) His trust is not easy to win but once gained he is a steadfast and loyal friend. Somewhat thick skinned he is difficult to insult but once offended he takes a long time to forgive.
Often among the first to commit his ax (or hammer) to the quest. He brings a jovial spirit to the group, regularly trading barbs with his comrades (most often with the elf)
At heart the dwarf is a craftsman with a love of building with stone and metal. He is most at home beneath the earth where he mines the precious metals and jewels. But what he values above all are his friends and family and the dwarf looks forward to returning home after the quest and to see the whiskered face of his beloved wife. |
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| HE DIED HAPPY
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| THE SAVAGE DRAGON
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| E.V.A.J.I.A.H.B.B.S.W.A.C
lordcoyote Other Comics 2010/1/15 5:13
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| That's Emp VS a jerk in a big battle suit who's apparently compensating |
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| CATFIGHT IN 3...2....
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2010/1/15 5:11
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| SHE'S BAD LUCK!
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2010/1/15 5:09
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JUST ASK PETER PARKER.  |
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| JUST ANOTHER LARA PINU
lordcoyote Video Game 2010/1/14 5:18
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Y'CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY.  |
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| DESTRO AND THE BARONESS
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2010/1/14 5:16
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| JETFIRE M.I.A
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| TO CATCH A SUPER VILLAN
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| MORRIGAN
lordcoyote Video Game 2010/1/13 5:10
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If you're having dream about Morrigan Aensland coming into your room at night. Well my friend you're a NERD!
(and if it's Lilith coming into your room you belong in jail!) |
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