| THE LONG NIGHT
 lordcoyote  Fantasy  2020/10/18 18:57
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| HEROINE COSTUME PERIL!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/1/10 11:40
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| And you just know those things can't be cheap... |
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| ATTACK OF THE VALKYRIES!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2017/12/10 7:04
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A superheroine in peril novella 6600 words aproximate
It began as just a typical night for the lovely heroine Ravyne. She’s about to break up a heist when she’s interrupted by the arrival of four legendary Valkyries who inform her that they’ve considered her for recruitment!
Her! A shield maiden of the gods!
At first Ravyne is flattered.
That is until she learns the job requirement….
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excerpt:
The pale light of the full moon shone down as Ravyne stepped up and peered over the edge of the warehouse roof. Crouching down she sighted several men in dark suits milling around, some of whom were brandishing automatic weapons. Ravyne’s baby-blue eyes narrowed when she spotted Vito Santino, lead enforcer of the Mastriano syndicate barking orders as a number of men carried cases out of the warehouse belonging to Morgan enterprises and loaded them onto a van.
Pursing her full, glossy lips Ravyne shook her black-maned head. Now just what would mafia goons want from a company that made beauty and hygiene products? She chuckled, perhaps their boss, Olivia Mastriano, the self-proclaimed ‘queen of all the mafia’ simply didn’t want to pay up market prices for her mascara. And, honestly, since she’d used the products herself and knew how much they cost the heroine could almost sympathize with the crime lord. Almost.
Well, if that were the case she’ll just have to settle for paying full price like she did. Standing straight Ravyne readied herself but took a moment to adjust the bottoms of her halter-topped leotard, which had an annoying habit of riding up in back, much to her chagrin. Then she took a step off the roof. The sound of her steel-reinforced heels clacking loudly on the pavement startled the goons, causing them to freeze in place and gawk at the heroine.
Vito was the first to recover from his surprise. “Oh, great, we got super bitch!” he growled.
Ravyne’s mouth curled derisively. Boy, did she really hate being called a ‘super bitch’! “Stop calling me that!” she demanded.
“Make me! Can’t you just mind your own damn business and leave us working stiffs alone!” the big goon challenged before turning to his men. “We can’t afford to let her stop us from delivering this eye liner to th’ boss! F**k this c*n*!”
Obeying their leader four mooks rushed forward and opened fire with their submachine guns at Ravyne. “Ow! Ow! That stings! Stop! OW!” she shouted as the bullets pelted her nigh invulnerable skin. Then with an angry growl she stalked over to where a man hole was set in the pavement and, with a precision stomp made the cover flip up where she caught it. “When will you idiots ever learn your bullets can’t ever harm me!” then she flung the cover at the goons. They frantically dodged to avoid the large, metal slab which flew past and imbedded itself in the side of an SUV.
“Hey, bitch!” shouted a livid Vito. “I just had that thing detailed! For that you’re gonna pay!” the big man then motioned to the rest of his crew to join in and they all stalked towards the heroine.
Ravyne merely smirked at the advancing men and took a fighting stance. Even in a group did they honestly think they stood a chance against her, a heroine who could toss a tank? Seriously, brains were definitely not a job requirement for criminals. “You guys really are as stupid as you look.”
Vito snarled his defiance. “We’ll see who’s stupid you—. He suddenly halted. And now he stood there with his jaw working up and down, and on his face was now a look of shock, incredulity, fear. Just what was he playing at now? Then, with a shaky
hand he pointed past Ravyne’s shoulder.
“Oh, come on, Vito,” Ravyne proclaimed cynically. “There’s something behind me? Do you honestly expect me to fall for that tired old—.” but then Vito simply yelled out in terror then turned and ran with his equally freaked out crew abandoning their loot and falling close behind leaving Ravyne standing there with a wry look on her face. “There…. really is something behind me, isn’t there?”
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| CUTE-N-SURLEY 3
lordcoyote Fantasy 2013/8/21 20:09
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| INFILTRATOR
lordcoyote Video Game 2016/10/27 5:55
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Security 1: LOOK! We got an intruder!
Security 2: It's that meddling Croft chick! Let's call it in!
Security 1: ...Not just yet.
Security 2: Wha?
Security 1: Let's... continue monitoring. Just to... see what's she's up to... Yeah... |
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| KONG WAR!
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2015/7/22 17:15
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The mighty Kong must stand alone against his evil alien counterpart.
Because if he asked Godzilla for help that fire snortin lizard'll never let him live it down! |
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| THE GOOD LIFE!
lordcoyote Fantasy 2015/6/23 10:13
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SH’RYLL: “Oh Leeglor. Do be a good guy and pay the bill.”
LEEGLOR: “And why should I?”
GRISELDA: “It would be the gentlemanly thing to do.”
LEEGLOR: “And since when do the words ‘orc’ and ‘gentleman’ go together?”
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| CONDITIONED RESPONSE
lordcoyote Fantasy 2015/6/22 12:44
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| FOGGY NIGHT
lordcoyote Fantasy 2014/5/17 16:55
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| "What's all this nonsense about this lake having a monster? What a crock! Oh monster! Come on out! Hot girl here just waiting to get eaten! |
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| HAPPY YEAR OF THE RAT
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2019/12/31 6:19
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I've waited years to do this .
May the new decade be a good one. |
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| FANTASY ARCHETYPES: THE BARBARIAN
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/2/10 5:49
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THE BARBARIAN: AN ANALYSIS
Born upon a battlefield the barbarian lives for battle! Having been struck with wanderlust he has left his small mountain tribe to travel the land seeking adventure in foreign lands.
With his travels he has gained worldly knowledge that rivals that of any scholar and is possessed of a noble air only masked by his brutish nature. Yet nothing can take away the warriors heart beating within his breast. He is a fighter, a mercenary, a brigand, a thief, a lover, a conqueror. The jeweled thrones of the earth are his for the taking as he crushes his enemies and hears the lamentations of the women! |
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| PYRRHIC VICTORY
lordcoyote Video Game 2014/5/27 17:41
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| SHHHHHHHH
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2014/11/4 5:12
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| LADY JAY AND FRIENDS
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2015/3/30 10:20
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| Plus Snake-eyes and Roadblock. |
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| THE SUMMONING
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/3/3 19:55
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| READY FOR ACTION
lordcoyote Video Game 2015/1/9 15:37
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| Remember, objects in shades are closer than they appear.... |
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| THE MASTER TRACKER
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/2/8 5:50
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| ?Hey, Gludge I think d?er?s a dragon nearby! A big one too! From th? way it?s stompin around It musta just lost a fight for a mate and ain?t too happy ?bout it. Prob?ly hungry too. I?d say it?s ?bout two, no, three miles away?.. |
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| DRAGONFRIEND
lordcoyote Fantasy 2012/5/10 14:39
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| If while the woods and you come up on a huge, fearsome dragon within chomping distance of your precious and beloved daughter the possibility of them being pals isn't likely the first thing to go through your mind.... |
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| THIS.... IS... POMPEII!!!!!
lordcoyote Fantasy 2014/2/28 12:42
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| BEWARE THE SHE-BEAST
lordcoyote Fantasy 2016/4/17 17:03
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Because it's that time of the month!
(By that I mean full moon, not..... you know.....) |
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| DIANA V MORRIGAN PT4
lordcoyote DC Comics 2013/2/3 15:20
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MORRIGAN: NOW TALK TO THE FOOT!
Another commissioned pic in a set. |
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| CAT-N-MOUSE
lordcoyote Video Game 2014/9/28 17:37
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| NO PRE-EVOLVED BIRDBRAIN'S GONNA HAVE HER FOR DINER! |
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| BOTTLE PIXIE
lordcoyote Fantasy 2021/6/17 15:44
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| SHULKIE'S GOLD
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2015/3/16 18:03
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| And don't try to steal it. She'll snap ya like a twig! |
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| ATTACK ON MARVEL
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2014/11/9 16:22
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| KAIJU ALERT 9
lordcoyote Sci-fi 2013/3/22 17:27
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| BLOWDART TO THE @$$!
lordcoyote Fantasy 2015/7/29 16:50
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| Beats an arrow to the knee, I guess.... |
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| HITTING BELOW THE BELT
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2015/5/9 14:45
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| OK, maybe not quite hitting below the belt, but it's still fighting dirty! |
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| ELF VS WYVERN
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/29 6:33
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| HEROINES IN PERIL PROMO
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/12/15 9:38
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