| READY 2 SWING
 lordcoyote  Original Characters  2019/5/8 9:28
 328  2
And bring the hammer down!
.......
OK, OK, it's a chunk of concrete, but the results are the same. |
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| DIVINE CHANCE
lordcoyote Fantasy 2019/5/2 15:31
332 2
She's the goddess of fortune.
That fortune can be good or bad, it matters not to her as she takes no sides, shows no favor. Whether she help you or hinder you it all come down to a flip of her coin.
So pray to her at your own risk. |
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| HOT STUFF
lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/4/19 10:57
452 5
| Yeah, thinking things through is...... not her thing. |
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| RAGE INCARNATE
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2019/4/1 7:01
329 3
| HULK SMAAASSHH SPIKEY MAANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| HAVING A BLAST
lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/3/28 18:48
348 2
| Courtesy of Ms A. Bomb's latest toy! |
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| SHE'S AN ANGEL
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2019/3/7 13:52
296 2
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| SOME KIND OF SPACE OPERA
lordcoyote Sci-fi 2019/2/21 6:48
330 3
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| MAJESTIC VIEW
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2019/2/19 17:24
335 1
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| STRAW MYSOGYNIST 2
lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/2/12 13:05
302 2
She really liked that cone!  |
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| IN WITH THE TIDE
lordcoyote Video Game 2019/2/5 7:07
419 2
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| HEROINE COSTUME PERIL 5
lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/1/29 9:28
325 1
| Now she needs to get out of the costume before she stretches it... |
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| PEACHY REDUNDANCY
lordcoyote Video Game 2019/1/24 9:13
318 2
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| GOL GOR LU
lordcoyote Fantasy 2019/1/18 17:25
352 4
Unlike with other races orcs do not have a paradise they go to upon death. No fluffy clouds. No harp playing cherubs. No endless rolling meadows.
Instead they go to Gol Gor Lu.
And through this vast hellish landscape they must fight their way. Past the fiery lakes they must tread. Past the fetid maggot pits where the cowards are condemned to for eternity. Must endure the constant gnawing hunger as nothing is edible. And they must battle their way past nightmarish demons each stronger and more horrific than the last.
All to reach the great gate.
And if they can manage to get there and go through it they are rewarded by being reborn to a new mortal life.
And begin the cycle all over again…
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| MOOKS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/1/7 10:48
320 2
| Some lampshades just need to be hanged... |
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| CUTE-N-SURLEY 6
lordcoyote Fantasy 2018/12/29 13:04
300 0
| "Aw, c'mon boys. Surely you can find it in you to let little ol' innocent me go and forget about this chest of treasure that I totally found just lying on the street?" |
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| GEARING UP
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/12/27 12:56
309 1
| And of course you gotta look your best when kicking @$$ while wearing a skin-tight leotard and stilettos. |
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| HAVE A SUPER X-MAS
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/12/23 5:35
284 1
| Mean 'ol Mr Gringy won't be stealing anyone' merry Christmas this year! |
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| 2B NEIR
lordcoyote Video Game 2018/12/22 7:17
338 1
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| EVEN EVIL HAS STANDARDS
lordcoyote Fantasy 2018/12/21 13:35
352 2
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| TEMPTING FATE
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2018/12/6 12:29
496 2
| Hey, it's not like she asked her cousin to turn her into a hot, super strong amazon... |
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| HEROINE UNDERCOVER
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/11/30 12:51
384 2
This should be a piece of cake! As well as a chance for Ravyne to test her infiltration skills.
All she'll have to do is sneak into the corporate HQ of Sergei Sonovavich disguised as a secretary. (UGH, why did she let her sister pick the outfit?)
And then it would be a matter of pretending to work late, find a computer terminal and look for proof the oligarch was guilty of human traffic-
What was that noise? |
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| HEROINE COSTUME PERIL! 4
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/11/26 7:40
391 2
Hey there babe! D'ja miss ole Gummy Joe?
Not particularly!
Aw, too bad, well, I got sumthin fer ya!
SPLUUURT!
EEWWW! DISGUSTING! You are so dead!
Hee Hee! That there is a new formula ole Gummy Joe made up. It's called th' nuudee goop!
Why is it called th-
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oh no! |
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| MAXIMUM EFFORT!
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2018/11/22 16:11
371 2
| CHIMICHANGAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| SERVING UP JUSTICE!
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2018/11/19 13:54
443 2
"Ima here to slica your pizza!
Then Ima gonna slica your jugular!
Then Ima gonna taka your calzone an leava you to marinate ina your own ragu! |
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| LETHA CHEF
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/11/17 19:42
359 2
Notice from the heroes union:
Be on the lookout for this villainess.
Her name: Letha Chef!
This certifiable criminal and genius chemist possesses the uncanny ability to take any food recipe and weaponize it. (And yet they're still edible and delicious)
Her arsenal includes:
cupcake grenades.
spaghetti nets.
wrecking ball gobstoppers.
and many more.
Do not underestimate this criminal, lest your goose might get cooked! |
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| BAD HAIR DAY
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/11/3 19:01
475 4
| She also has to do her nails with a metal grinder... |
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| STRAW MYSOGYNIST
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/10/29 16:06
421 1
| Don'cha just wanna punch guys like that? |
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| LET'S GO ADVENTURING!
lordcoyote Fantasy 2018/10/26 14:00
538 1
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| HEROINE COSTUME PERIL 3
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/10/16 11:17
503 2
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| STONE FIST
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/9/30 16:08
492 2
He was a former soldier who grew bitter and hateful after losing both arms in the line of duty.
But then a mysterious dark being made a pact with him. He would be given great strength and new arms made of stone and in exchange he would cause as much chaos and mayhem as possible... |
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