| VERMIN PROBLEM
 lordcoyote  Fantasy  2010/7/11 18:31
 2014  1
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| BAD ASS BOUNTY HUNTER
lordcoyote Original Characters 2010/1/1 6:23
2013 0
How bad ass is she?
SHE WEARS SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT, THAT'S HOW BAD ASS SHE IS! |
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| A FOREST MEETING
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/6/18 20:13
2013 2
| So, will we be in for for some brutal territorial battle? or maybe a little "bow chicka wow wow"? |
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| TURTLE SURFING
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2013/1/9 14:39
2012 2
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| SHULKIE DARES YA AGAIN
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2012/6/11 19:24
2011 1
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| BUG EXTERMINATORS
lordcoyote Video Game 2012/1/18 20:58
2010 0
"Hey, Lara. Y'think we could, y'know...."
"We're not trading guns, Nathan" |
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| NET DIVE
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2010/1/20 5:06
2010 0
| Y'think the internet really looks like that from the inside? |
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| IMPROBABLE TALES
lordcoyote Original Characters 2010/3/1 6:50
2010 1
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| WAR GODDESS
lordcoyote Fantasy 2012/10/14 9:32
2009 2
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| GOING MY WAY? 2
lordcoyote DC Comics 2012/10/9 5:27
2008 2
| Doubtful Clark would approve.... |
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| CONSERVATION OF NINJUTSU
lordcoyote Fantasy 2011/11/24 20:57
2008 0
| CONSERVATION OF NINJUTSU: When one fighter goes up against many. It is often the lone fighter who ends up victorious. |
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| THIS IS A JOB FOR....
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2010/6/24 11:16
2007 1
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| PEACH BELL
lordcoyote Video Game 2010/3/2 6:10
2006 0
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| GOING MY WAY?
lordcoyote DC Comics 2012/10/8 7:17
2005 1
Remember girls. It's not wise to hitchhike.
Unless you're super strong, invulnerable and can heat vision the guys @$$ if he gets fresh. |
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| THROWN FOR A LOOP
lordcoyote Video Game 2010/11/16 9:02
2005 0
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| TO THE RESCUE
lordcoyote Sci-fi 2011/12/7 5:14
2005 0
He'd try to get some rescue nookie.
But it would be like making out with a bolt of lightning...... |
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| FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2010/2/1 6:08
2004 0
During the battle aboard the Ark as it approached prehistoric Earth Bumblebee gets into a confrontation with Starscream. But, rather than destroying the diminutive autobot the decepticon instead stuffs Bumblebee into a nearby stasis pod and jettisons it. The pod falls to Earth, landing in a river where it is eventually buried by sediment.
Four million years of erosion later a stray lightning bolt frees Bumblebee from the pod. He finds himself in 1850?s Tennessee, his transformation systems damaged and not knowing where the Ark was or even if his comrades were still online.
While exploring the area Bumblebee finds, and rescues a young human boy trapped in a bog. He learns that the boy, Isaiah, was part of a group of slaves who had escaped captivity and where fleeing to freedom in the north. Appalled at the very notion of sentient beings held in the bolds of servitude Bumblebee resolves to help his new friends in their bid for freedom. Bumblebee and co. share numerous adventures together. Such as run-ins with bounty hunters hired to bring the escapees back. (during which Bumblebees left optic sensor gets shot out)
But Bumblebee knows he must find the Ark before his energon reserves run out and is forced to bid Isaiah and the others a sad farewell.
Eventually Bumblebee finds the Ark where it crashed. But, by then his energy is so low he barely has the strength to stager inside (and give Megatron a kick) let alone climb up to activate Teletran-1. His energon finally depleted, Bumblebee collapses, lamenting his failure to revive the other autobots. Bumblebee then joins his friends, as well as his enemies, in stasis. |
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| CEASAR'S SORROW
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2011/8/10 18:47
2004 1
He may have sought freedom for his fellow simians from the humans.
But this wasn't how he wanted it..... |
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| SAVE THE PRINCESS
lordcoyote Fantasy 2011/10/6 19:26
2004 1
Yes, save the princess.
The rich spoiled, privileged,bratty princess who'll most likely be completely ungrateful and refuse to give a reward of any kind........ |
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| A STICKY SITUATION
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/3/14 11:20
2003 4
RRRGH! AAARG! When I get loose you’re going to be sorry!
Ferget it, babe! That goop’s a special blend that’s super sticky and super elastic! You’d have to stretch it a hundred feet before it breaks! And that ain’t gonna happen! Ole Gummy Joe’s gotcha stuck real good!
I am going to snap you like the twig you are! Do you realize how hard it’ll be to clean this gunk off my costume? And my hair? Don’t get me started about my hair!
Heh, heh, sure is fun to hear trapped n’ helpless heroines act all defiant! As if y’can do anything about it! Now, excuse me, ole Gummy Joe’s got a call t’make.
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Hey! It’s ole Gummy Joe! And have I gotta deal for you! I just caught that super babe Ravyne! She’s all hung up like a prize ten-pointer! And I’ll let’cha have for a cool hundred mill!
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Yes I did!
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W-what makes ya think I’m lyin? I ain’t lyin, I really caught her.
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I did too!
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Here, I’ll let her tell ya! Tell em how ole Gummy Joe caught ya, babe.
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C’mon. say sumthin!
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Heh, heh, looks like she’s givin me th’ silent treatment. But she’s really here all helpless!
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YES SHE IS! Why don’cha believe I caught her?
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Z-LISTER! WHO YOU CALLIN’ A Z-LISTER!
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I AM NOT A Z-LISTER!!! STOP LAUGHIN’ AT ME!!!!!!
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RRRRRGH! Hey, y’know what? Screw this! You had yer chance! And just because you’re bein’ such a jerk ass ole Gummy Joe is gonna let her go!
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| LEEGLOR AND THE DRAGON
lordcoyote Fantasy 2013/10/5 19:38
2002 2
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| RAIDED
lordcoyote Fantasy 2011/11/18 12:11
2000 1
Y'come home after a few days of raiding and pillaging and wouldn't ya know it. You find squatters who refuse to leave!
WHERE'S THE JUSTICE?! |
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| ORC BOOTY
lordcoyote Fantasy 2014/3/20 11:52
1998 2
| It'd be a shame to cover it up and hide it from the world, don'cha think? |
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| SUPER CATFIGHT
lordcoyote Original Characters 2015/4/7 17:36
1998 4
A superheroine in peril novella 9200 words aproximate
What’s worse than a scorned woman?
A scorned woman who can fire plasma bolts!
Superheroine Sparrowhawke is livid when she discovers that her husband and fellow crime fighter Energo has been cheating on her. The hot-headed heroine confronts her two-timing spouse and forces the name of his mistress from him, that of fellow crime fighter Ravyne.
Well, she’s not going to take this lying down! That purple-clad home wrecker was going to pay! When Sparrowhawke gets through with her she’ll regret ever stepping out with her man!
Property damage be damned!
Available here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VS806BQ
Contains violence, strong language and mature situations |
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| FACING THE DARK LORD
lordcoyote Fantasy 2011/9/12 13:59
1997 0
| "Daughter! You dared to turn against me and side with my enemies! For your act of rebellion I'M CUTTING OFF YOUR ALLOWANCE!" |
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| BUMBLEBEES SECRET SHAME
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2009/12/30 5:38
1995 0
| It's sad, but true, ladies and gents. We may've never had our favorite yellow bug bot if it weren't for the nazis. |
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| KAIJU ALERT!
lordcoyote Sci-fi 2010/11/9 14:29
1992 0
Two giant monsters battling to the death off port.....
Yeah, I'd call that a date killer. |
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| SMOKING IS BAD!
lordcoyote Fantasy 2012/3/20 14:26
1990 3
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| HEROINE ON THE POLE!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/10/23 12:53
1990 2
| With the gun pressed menacingly to the temple of the young heiress she’d come to rescue Ravyne was faced with no choice but give in to the demands of the gang of thugs surrounding her. Now forced to give the vile fiends a sexy performance the heroine can only bide her time and hope something happens before her dignity takes a hard hit… |
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| THE FORBIDEN CAVERN
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2009/12/31 11:44
1989 0
| Ever since Kiawaan was little the tribal elders warned her NEVER to go near the mountain. And especially never to go into the cave. But she never truly believed the stories that within slumbered strange metal giants and that awakening them would bring great misfortune. Eventually curiosity got the better of Kiawaan. So she just had to go find out if the stories were true for herself ?. |
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