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| HEROINES IN PERIL: ANTHOLOGIES
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Heroines.
We love them.
Badass damsels who aren’t holding out for a hero but can undistress themselves and kick @$$ while looking good in spandex. Whether she’s a tomb raiding adventuress, fantasy warrior or a super powered crime fighter we all love a good heroine.
We also seem to love seeing them in perilous situations. Join now these lovely ladies as they face life or death danger with a high chance of a gruesome end. (or worse) Will they get out with their skin and dignity intact? Find out in this short story collection.
Available at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N5HL8WC
Excerpt from SIDEKICKED
“You want me to do…. what?” asked Ravyne, her masked face twisted incredulously. “I’m not quite sure I heard you right.”
“We both know you heard me, Ravyne.” Replied Major Flagg, Los Angeles’ premier superhero who floated in the air before her in an apparent attempt to convey authority. “I’d like you to mentor my sidekick Patriotique.”
Ravyne merely shook her head in disbelief. She then glanced over to the side at the young teenaged girl hovering at a distance. She was dressed in a flag themed outfit similar to the major’s blue and white unitard, blue gloves and boots and red cape. Only the girls costume differed in that it consisted of what looked like a one-piece flag-print swimsuit, dark tights, waist length red cape and red domino mask that couldn’t conceal the look of irritation on her face. And her long blonde hair was pulled up into a pair of pigtails.
“You can’t be serious.” Ravyne retorted.
“Yes, I’m serious.” Major Flag replied. “After putting my sidekick through training to control her powers I’ve come to the decision that she’s now at a stage where she might benefit from a, um,” he then gave an awkward cough. “A… woman’s touch.”
“Chauvinist!” Ravyne crossed her arms under her large breasts and glared tersely at the veteran hero. “So basically you’re saying you want to palm your daughter off on me.”
She watched the big hero grit his teeth. “Uh, when did I say she was my…”
“Oh, give me some credit will you, Major.” Ravyne retorted, placing her hands on her wide hips. “She’s a teenager, has the same powers as you. Come on, it doesn’t exactly take a degree in astrophysics to figure that one out.”
“She’s got’cha there, Pop.” Patriotique called out.
Major Flagg gave another awkward cough. “Yes, well,” he then straightened his shoulders to gather his composure. “I’d like you to show her the ropes. To… help her refine her skills.”
Ravyne let out a huff. “Why me?”
“Out of all L.A’s superheroines you’re the most level headed.” He praised. “And on top of that you have similar abilities as ours. You’re simply the best suited to teach her. And besides, you owe me.”
“What?” Ravyne’s eyebrows raised in surprise. “Owe you? How, exactly do I ‘owe you?’”
“You kicked me in the chest, remember?”
“You shouldn’t have gotten in the middle of a catfight, Pop.” Patriotique called. “Especially one between superheroines.” Major Flagg turned to give his daughter a terse look.
Ravyne grimaced at being reminded of the time she and Sparrowhawke had their little… misunderstanding. It wasn’t exactly what she would call the high point of her superhero career. “Hey, Sparrowhawke kicked you too. Can’t you get her to do this?”
Major Flagg gave a grunt of displeasure. “As if I’d want that hothead mentoring my daughter.”
“Hey, she’s getting better at controlling her temper, she’s taking anger management.”
“Be that as it may,” Flagg retorted. “I’d still prefer it to be you.” The big hero then crossed his arms and gave her a knowing smile. “And what do have to lose by agreeing?”
“My sanity.” Ravyne muttered under her breath.
“We have super hearing.” Patriotique called causing Ravyne to grit her teeth.
With hand still on her hips Ravyne looked about while letting out frustrated breaths and tapping one toe. Finally she threw her hands up in surrender knowing full well that by the end of the day she’d regret it. “Alright, alright, I’ll do it!”
Major Flagg smiled wolfishly. “I thought you’d see reason.” The big hero then turned and slowly started flying away. “I’ll check back with you two at the end of the day.” Then he picked up speed and streaked away leaving his daughter with her reluctant mentor.
Still supremely annoyed at the turn of events Ravyne knelt down and took a seat on the edge of the building she routinely used as a lookout perch. (something the locals were happy about as her mere presence had caused a sizable drop in the crime rate)
While Ravyne awkwardly looked out over the city Patriotique hovered in and took a seat next to her. Working her pursed lips from side to side the teen let out an exasperated breath. Ravyne could tell from a glance that she was just as annoyed at the situation as her.
“Soooo….” Patriotique started. “How do we do this?”
Ravyne turned and looked tersely at the girl. “You do as I say, that’s how we do this.”
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| HELPFUL ALLY
lordcoyote Video Game 2016/12/18 19:47
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LARA: "It's so nice of you to run out and distract that creature, Nate. I'll circle around and get the drop on it. Do be careful."
NATHAN DRAKE: "I'm gonna get you for this, Lara! Count on it!" |
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| IRAVYNE
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/12/16 15:32
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My first reasonably successful attempt at rendering in Iray.
It took two days.
TWO DAYS!
I really need a better system. |
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| HEROINES IN PERIL PROMO
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/12/15 9:38
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| LOVE POTION NO.93245739805
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/12/10 11:33
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He was expecting some hot heroine on heroine action.
But all he got were BFF's.... |
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| NO! NOT THE FERRARI!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/11/18 20:04
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| And no way insurance covers acts of supervillain.... |
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| WHERE'S THE RESPECT?
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/11/4 16:41
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She can save the world a dozen times but still they'll only care about her measurements...  |
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| PROFESSOR GANDALF
lordcoyote Fantasy 2016/11/3 13:44
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| INFILTRATOR
lordcoyote Video Game 2016/10/27 5:55
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Security 1: LOOK! We got an intruder!
Security 2: It's that meddling Croft chick! Let's call it in!
Security 1: ...Not just yet.
Security 2: Wha?
Security 1: Let's... continue monitoring. Just to... see what's she's up to... Yeah... |
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| GETTIN GRABBY
lordcoyote Fantasy 2016/10/24 14:23
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Oh, c’mon! what’s th’ big deal? The bauble was just lying there unclaimed.
On that altar.
Behind a locked door.
Who do these peons think they are, trying to steal it?
Seriously, some folks just have no sense of propriety… |
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| HEROINE ON THE POLE!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/10/23 12:53
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| With the gun pressed menacingly to the temple of the young heiress she’d come to rescue Ravyne was faced with no choice but give in to the demands of the gang of thugs surrounding her. Now forced to give the vile fiends a sexy performance the heroine can only bide her time and hope something happens before her dignity takes a hard hit… |
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| SIDEKICKED!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/9/21 12:39
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| The reason Superman works alone... |
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| G-V-S
lordcoyote Other Comics 2016/9/14 13:19
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| HEROINE'S HOLIDAY
lordcoyote Other Comics 2016/8/30 17:22
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| And don'cha hate it when your vaycay gets crashed by sea monsters? |
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| I-SPY
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/8/29 13:43
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And after getting caught they were sentenced to one year in jail.
For each of their seventy three offenses...
Served consecutively.... |
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| AREN'T YOU GOING TO....
lordcoyote Fantasy 2016/8/27 19:49
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| LITE EM UP!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/8/26 6:26
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| MR. ASTOUNDING
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/8/18 17:58
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A mighty hero!
Super strong!
Invincible!
Bane of evil doers!
The idol of many!
The heartthrob of ladies everywhere!
Shya, right!
Total buffoon is more like it!
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| ROCKET RIDE
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/7/31 11:33
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| OK, OK, drone ride if you really wanna pick nits... |
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| HOIST ON HER OWN PETARD
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/7/21 12:18
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| THE LAST TEMPTATION OF SKIP
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/7/15 12:33
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| Y'gotta admit, that's quite the temptation... |
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| TALK TO THE HAND!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/7/3 9:13
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| Well, she knew the idea was gonna suck when she came up with it... |
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| PHOTOBOMBED!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/6/16 12:37
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| Caught like a fly in a web Ravyne struggled in vain, unable to achieve the needed leverage to break the chains binding her. leaving her to dangle helplessly as Detective Storm captured the moment for posterity.... |
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| SOOO PRETTY
lordcoyote Fantasy 2016/6/14 6:10
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| POWDERKEG
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/6/9 17:56
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ADVISORY FROM THE HEROES ASSOCIATION:
To all rookie crime fighters.
Be on the lookout for this super powered criminal.
Her name is: Powderkeg.
With the ability to make things explode via destructive eye beams this teen delinquent is a formidable foe for any hero.
If encountered call a more experienced hero immediately!
Seriously, she’ll mess your rookie @$$ up!
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| NO SELL!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/6/2 7:15
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| If you're going to back bite a super, make sure they aren't immune to the attack. |
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| KAIJU ALERT!-015
lordcoyote Sci-fi 2016/6/1 16:38
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| And you just know afterwards Kong's gonna sucker punch Godzilla... |
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| HEROINE DEMOTIVATIONAL
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/5/18 19:10
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| ON STAKEOUT
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/5/17 15:23
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Move along, citizens. Just ignore the masked lady in a purple leotard. Nothing conspicuous whatsoever.
Just move along. |
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