| SUMMONING THE MASTER lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/31 5:50 1873 0
SORCERESS: RRRRIIIIISSSSEEE!
DEMON: AWWW, FIVE JUST MORE MINUTES! |
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| TERROR OF THE 4-M lordcoyote Original Characters 2010/2/9 5:58 1874 0
BEWARE THE MURDEROUS MINI MASKED MANIAC! FOR HE IS DEATH THAT WALKS AMONG US! |
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| AREN'T YOU GOING TO.... lordcoyote Fantasy 2016/8/27 19:49 1875 4
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| HYRULE DATING SCENE lordcoyote Fantasy 2013/5/29 5:55 1876 1
HIDE YOUR BOYFRIENDS GIRLS THE GERUDO ARE IN TOWN! |
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| PRINCE KAZAMS DILEMMA lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/5/29 12:01 1878 1
PRINCESS: Ah, father, (heh, heh) what, uh, brings you here? SULTAN: Ah, does there need to be a reason to visit my most beloved and cherished of daughters? Oh by the way say hello to your new bodyguard. PRINCESS: Uh, b-bodyguard? SULTAN: yes my dear, he will brutally defend your virtue from any who tries to steal it. PRINCESS: Uh heh, that?s so nice of you father. |
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| MS AWESOME lordcoyote Original Characters 2015/12/7 5:10 1879 4
A mysterious new heroine has come onto the scene. A heroine going by the moniker Ms. Awesome. A heroine cutting a swath through the criminal element of L.A. and earning the ire of the top mob boss in the city. Who is she? What are her secrets? And will the lovely heroine Ravyne discover those secrets before the mafia can exploit them? Find out in this heroine in peril novella! Includes Bonus story: The demented dairy plan of Dr. Psycho
Available at:
Kindle version: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B019176VUU?*Version*=1&*entries*=0
PDF version: http://lordcoyote.deviantart.com/art/MS-AWESOME-576669222
EXCERPT:
“Okay, why is she not wearing a mask?” Heatstroke asked. “Isn’t she the least bit worried about bad guys finding out her secret identity?” the young heroine sat on the edge of a rooftop looking over the shoulder of Ravyne as the two studied internet footage on the brunettes smartphone. “Apparently her civilian life is likely very low key.” Ravyne answered. “Most superheroes do lead normal, average lives. You can’t expect them to be celebrities under their masks.” A sly smile formed on Heatstroke’s red, glossy lips. “Unlike a certain purple clad heroine who’s really famous romance novelist Cassandra L. Sullivan?” “Shut up!” Ravyne hissed and gave her companion a death glare. “Oh, lighten up, will ya, sis.” Heatstroke waved off. “Nobody’s up here to listen in except for that pigeon over there.” she then looked over at the bird in mock threat. “Better not squawk, or you’ll end up under glass.” She then snickered. Ravyne shook her head in annoyance. What nobody was also aware of was that Heatstroke was, in fact Alexandra Sullivan, Cassandra Sullivan’s fraternal twin sister. Unlike Cassandra, who’s powers were super strength and nigh invulnerability Alexandra’s was the ability to generate intense heat and flames. She looked over at her sister, the two of them were so alike in appearance, the same height at five ten, same build, same baby-blue eyes, same measurements. Even in facial features they were alike. Heck, the only things keeping people from mistaking the two of them for identical twins were Alexandra’s red hair and the paler complexion that often came with it. And on top of that was their difference in personality. Whereas Cassandra was reserved and introverted Alexandra was more outgoing and lively, had always been. She was the one who’d freaked out their family by climbing to the tops of trees and brought home snakes. And, unlike Cassandra, who found the usual outfits worn by most superheroines a tad embarrassing Alexandra didn’t seem to mind it as hers was a little more stripperiffic than Cassandra’s halter-topped leotard, her twin’s consisting of cobalt blue short shorts, mid rift baring corset top and mask all with orange flame-patterned trim. And completing the ensemble were black opera gloves and thigh boots all with yellow flame trim. All of which were made of a special heat resistant material. “Well, back to the matter at hand.” Heatstroke declared and the pair went back to studying the footage on Ravyne’s smartphone. On the screen they watched a jewelry store heist being foiled by the city’s newest heroine who went by the moniker Ms. Awesome. The mysterious woman was roughly the same height as they were with long, platinum blonde hair, blue eyes and centerfold level figure. (a common trait for superheroines it seemed) And her costume was mostly black with gold trim, thigh boots and sleeved leotard with a neck line plunging down almost to her naval showing off her large breasts. All accented with gold belt and bracelets. “I sure do hope she’s using lots of double sided tape otherwise she’s at a serious risk of popping out.” Ravyne pursed her lips and side-glanced Heatstroke. “You’re one to talk Miss About-to-spill-out.” Heatstroke let out a light hearted yelp and pulled up on her corset causing her forty four DD boobs to bunch up. “Hey, don’t knock it, cleavage can be a weapon, you know.” Ravyne ruefully shook her head then turned her attention back to the screen to watch the enigmatic heroine flip the getaway car over. “What is she thinking, not wearing a mask? Doesn’t she realize that any enemies she makes might go after her family if her identity gets discovered?” “And not to mention all the lawsuits that she could get hit with for any property damage she might accidentally cause.” Ravyne nodded tersely in agreement. Secret identities were the only thing keeping superheroes from getting sued by angry civilians who’s property had been damaged or destroyed during operations. (And to make things worse insurance policies don’t cover acts of superhero) Recently a few heroes decided to combat this issue and had set up and donated to a trust to help compensate those people. Although the funds getting donated so far have been very little. Even so superheroes still needed to treat the city like it was made of cardboard and try their best not to cause any damage like that time Ravyne had that little… misunderstanding with Sparrowhawke. Just then the phone started ringing. Checking the ID Ravyne’s lips curved upward upon seeing it was her boyfriend Max Montgomery and she eagerly answered. “Hey, Max.” There was a pause while she listened. “Oh, just hanging out with my sister.” Another pause. “Oh, diner at Amaretti’s sounds great.” She then had to pause when Heatstroke leaned in making kissy, kissy noises and a frustrated Ravyne nudged her sister back with her elbow. “I’ll see you later, Max, and hopefully nothing unforeseen happens. Love you.” Upon hanging up Ravyne heard her sister snickering. “Oooh, a hot date with your FBI agent boyfriend! I hope it ends with the two of you getting some bow chica wow wow!” Heatstroke then gave a mock grimace. “Oh, wait, sorry, I forgot. You can’t go all the way because of your V-plates of steel.” She then snickered again. “At least I don’t burst into flames every time I climax!” Ravyne retorted. She could tell that beneath the mask her sister’s cheeks had turned bright red at that jibe. Heatstroke gritted her teeth and turned to stare awkwardly into the distance. “Oh, look!” she declared. “Isn’t that a missile flying toward the Hollywood sign? I’d better go shoot it down!” Ravyne watched as her twin hastily dropped off the edge of the building and, moment later rocketed up, leveled off and flew away in pursuit of the fictitious missile leaving a trail of fire in her wake. “I love you to death, sis, but sometimes you can be really annoying.” Ravyne lamented. |
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| PLANET HULK 2 lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2012/2/7 7:20 1880 0
As the new ruler of Sakaar my first edict is this.. BRING ME A PIZZA! |
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| LOVE IN THE NEOLITHIC lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/2/14 5:06 1880 1
Yeah I know, there were no dinosaurs in the stone age. (that we know of) |
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| INFILTRATOR lordcoyote Fantasy 2011/11/1 21:12 1881 0
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| L-V-R lordcoyote Video Game 2014/6/23 17:13 1881 6
Benny: “Girl-on-girl sure is hot! Even if it’s just a cat-fight.” Rock: “Shouldn’t we stop this?” Dutch: “Why?” Nathan: “Fifty bucks on my girl Lara!” Benny: “She doesn’t stand a chance!” Nathan: “I beg to differ.” Dutch: “What makes you so sure?” Nathan: “Has your girl ever gone up against elder gods? Dutch: “…………….” Nathan: “Didn’t think so.”
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| OVERT WARNING! lordcoyote Video Game 2014/5/15 16:13 1882 2
Heed it or don't.
Your choice.... |
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| SIREN COMES A CALLING lordcoyote Fantasy 2012/6/3 18:45 1883 0
This CANNOT end well for the guy.... |
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| FANTASY ARCHETYPES: ASSASSIN lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/31 5:52 1883 0
THE ASSASSIN: AN ANALYSIS From the moment he could walk he?s been trained. All for one task- the perfect kill. It matters not to him if the target is a good person or a bad one. He will perform his mission with a professional ethic that can only be admired grudgingly. For months, perhaps even years he will watch his quarry. Studying them. Biding his time. Waiting for just the right moment. To strike with swift and brutal efficiency and bring the life of his target to an end. His own life does not matter. Escape does not matter. All that matters to the assassin is the kill. |
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| BAD DAY ON EPSILON IV lordcoyote TV and Movies 2010/11/7 9:52 1883 0
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| LIKE FATHER LIKE.... lordcoyote Fantasy 2012/5/6 19:51 1886 1
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| N-GIRL lordcoyote Original Characters 2010/1/6 4:48 1887 1
INTRODUCING N-GIRL! ( the "N" stands for nutrition ) The plucky heroine who?s super powers are fueled by healthy good for you foods. (fruits, veggies, est.) Carrots give her laser vision. Milk makes her invulnerable. You can likely guess what spinach gives her. And just as healthy food is the source of her power eating junk food takes them away. (and what self respecting kid DOESN'T like junk food?)
(this idea actually came to me in a dream.) |
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| LARA UNDERCOVER 3 lordcoyote Video Game 2013/2/4 17:53 1888 1
LARA: Alright, here's the plan. I'll go up on stage and perform and while Don DeBuldague is distracted you steal the scepter of Ramses.
NATHAN: Yeah, I'm sure it'll be your singing voice that distracts him.
(BONK)
OW!! |
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| HOT PURSUIT! lordcoyote Fantasy 2014/7/22 13:41 1889 3
The upside: his face is mushed into that magnificent bosom.
The downside: said bosom is steel plated.... |
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| TRULY WICKED lordcoyote Fantasy 2013/3/9 12:46 1890 2
She was totally hot at first.
Then she got ugly.
Nice job, Oz.... |
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| EVIL MONKEY GONNA GETCHA! lordcoyote TV and Movies 2009/12/29 5:36 1892 1
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| DAMSEL IN DISTRESS lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/10/6 9:10 1892 0
Leaving the knight to the care of his loyal pet Lord Procerro caries away his soon-to-be unwilling bride.
Will the dashing hero prevail and save the lady from his lecherous grasp? |
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| DIANA V MORRIGAN PT22 lordcoyote Video Game 2013/4/17 19:51 1892 1
E, E, E THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
(and on a personal note I don't thing Morrigan would be so easy to beat, but hey y'gotta give th' customer what they want.) |
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| DIANA V MORRIGAN PT11 lordcoyote Video Game 2013/2/26 10:50 1894 0
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| VAMPI 5 lordcoyote Other Comics 2015/5/9 14:45 1894 3
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| SPELUNKING lordcoyote Video Game 2012/1/23 17:59 1895 1
With a helpful new buddy.... |
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| DIANA V MORRIGAN PT10 lordcoyote Video Game 2013/2/22 14:42 1895 0
AAAAND STILL ANOTHER IN A SET. |
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| DIANA V MORRIGAN PT12 lordcoyote Video Game 2013/3/9 12:35 1895 0
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| IN THE GARDEN OF EVIL lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/1/18 5:04 1899 0
And all during their quest to destroy the wicked sorceress' vile man eating plants Conan was on a side quest to get into the pants of his female companions..... |
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| DEVLISHLY CUTE lordcoyote Fantasy 2012/7/19 10:35 1902 2
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| BADASS DAMSEL lordcoyote Fantasy 2012/6/10 11:47 1904 0
She can undistress herself thank you very much. |
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