| WANNABE
 lordcoyote  Fantasy  2012/5/27 18:34
 1986  2
Lady Ellayne had grown bored of her pampered, privileged life in the courts of nobility. So she set out for a life of swashbuckling adventure.
Surely Folks'll be impressed with her expensive sword and sexy(but impractical) armor... |
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| AND STAY EXTINCT!
lordcoyote Video Game 2013/2/4 7:19
1988 1
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| COWBOYS VS ORCS
lordcoyote Fantasy 2013/2/5 19:11
1988 4
| An uneasy alliance of ranchers, natives and cavalry must work together when a dimensional rift unleashes a marauding hoard onto the southwest.... |
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| MASHERS THE LOT OF EM
lordcoyote Fantasy 2010/8/26 10:59
1989 0
| THAT'LL TEACH THEM TO INTERRUPT HER TEA TIME! |
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| JETFIRE M.I.A
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2010/1/14 5:15
1990 0
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| SMOKING IS BAD!
lordcoyote Fantasy 2012/3/20 14:26
1991 3
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| THE MAXIMALS
lordcoyote Sci-fi 2011/1/31 8:52
1991 0
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| THE FORBIDEN CAVERN
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2009/12/31 11:44
1992 0
| Ever since Kiawaan was little the tribal elders warned her NEVER to go near the mountain. And especially never to go into the cave. But she never truly believed the stories that within slumbered strange metal giants and that awakening them would bring great misfortune. Eventually curiosity got the better of Kiawaan. So she just had to go find out if the stories were true for herself ?. |
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| THE DAY OF DOOM
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2011/7/14 19:25
1992 1
| "THIIISS ISS ALL YOUR FAULT RRRRIIIIICHAAAAARRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| KAIJU ALERT!
lordcoyote Sci-fi 2010/11/9 14:29
1993 0
Two giant monsters battling to the death off port.....
Yeah, I'd call that a date killer. |
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| HEROINE ON THE POLE!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2016/10/23 12:53
1994 2
| With the gun pressed menacingly to the temple of the young heiress she’d come to rescue Ravyne was faced with no choice but give in to the demands of the gang of thugs surrounding her. Now forced to give the vile fiends a sexy performance the heroine can only bide her time and hope something happens before her dignity takes a hard hit… |
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| FACING THE DARK LORD
lordcoyote Fantasy 2011/9/12 13:59
1998 0
| "Daughter! You dared to turn against me and side with my enemies! For your act of rebellion I'M CUTTING OFF YOUR ALLOWANCE!" |
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| ORC BOOTY
lordcoyote Fantasy 2014/3/20 11:52
2001 2
| It'd be a shame to cover it up and hide it from the world, don'cha think? |
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| SUPER CATFIGHT
lordcoyote Original Characters 2015/4/7 17:36
2001 4
A superheroine in peril novella 9200 words aproximate
What’s worse than a scorned woman?
A scorned woman who can fire plasma bolts!
Superheroine Sparrowhawke is livid when she discovers that her husband and fellow crime fighter Energo has been cheating on her. The hot-headed heroine confronts her two-timing spouse and forces the name of his mistress from him, that of fellow crime fighter Ravyne.
Well, she’s not going to take this lying down! That purple-clad home wrecker was going to pay! When Sparrowhawke gets through with her she’ll regret ever stepping out with her man!
Property damage be damned!
Available here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VS806BQ
Contains violence, strong language and mature situations |
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| RAIDED
lordcoyote Fantasy 2011/11/18 12:11
2002 1
Y'come home after a few days of raiding and pillaging and wouldn't ya know it. You find squatters who refuse to leave!
WHERE'S THE JUSTICE?! |
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| BUMBLEBEES SECRET SHAME
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2009/12/30 5:38
2004 0
| It's sad, but true, ladies and gents. We may've never had our favorite yellow bug bot if it weren't for the nazis. |
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| A STICKY SITUATION
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/3/14 11:20
2004 4
RRRGH! AAARG! When I get loose you’re going to be sorry!
Ferget it, babe! That goop’s a special blend that’s super sticky and super elastic! You’d have to stretch it a hundred feet before it breaks! And that ain’t gonna happen! Ole Gummy Joe’s gotcha stuck real good!
I am going to snap you like the twig you are! Do you realize how hard it’ll be to clean this gunk off my costume? And my hair? Don’t get me started about my hair!
Heh, heh, sure is fun to hear trapped n’ helpless heroines act all defiant! As if y’can do anything about it! Now, excuse me, ole Gummy Joe’s got a call t’make.
……………
Hey! It’s ole Gummy Joe! And have I gotta deal for you! I just caught that super babe Ravyne! She’s all hung up like a prize ten-pointer! And I’ll let’cha have for a cool hundred mill!
…….
Yes I did!
…………..
W-what makes ya think I’m lyin? I ain’t lyin, I really caught her.
………….
I did too!
………
Here, I’ll let her tell ya! Tell em how ole Gummy Joe caught ya, babe.
…………..
C’mon. say sumthin!
…………..
Heh, heh, looks like she’s givin me th’ silent treatment. But she’s really here all helpless!
………
YES SHE IS! Why don’cha believe I caught her?
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Z-LISTER! WHO YOU CALLIN’ A Z-LISTER!
…….
I AM NOT A Z-LISTER!!! STOP LAUGHIN’ AT ME!!!!!!
………
RRRRRGH! Hey, y’know what? Screw this! You had yer chance! And just because you’re bein’ such a jerk ass ole Gummy Joe is gonna let her go!
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| CEASAR'S SORROW
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2011/8/10 18:47
2005 1
He may have sought freedom for his fellow simians from the humans.
But this wasn't how he wanted it..... |
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| SAVE THE PRINCESS
lordcoyote Fantasy 2011/10/6 19:26
2005 1
Yes, save the princess.
The rich spoiled, privileged,bratty princess who'll most likely be completely ungrateful and refuse to give a reward of any kind........ |
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| GOING MY WAY?
lordcoyote DC Comics 2012/10/8 7:17
2006 1
Remember girls. It's not wise to hitchhike.
Unless you're super strong, invulnerable and can heat vision the guys @$$ if he gets fresh. |
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| THROWN FOR A LOOP
lordcoyote Video Game 2010/11/16 9:02
2006 0
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| LEEGLOR AND THE DRAGON
lordcoyote Fantasy 2013/10/5 19:38
2006 2
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| TO THE RESCUE
lordcoyote Sci-fi 2011/12/7 5:14
2008 0
He'd try to get some rescue nookie.
But it would be like making out with a bolt of lightning...... |
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| PEACH BELL
lordcoyote Video Game 2010/3/2 6:10
2009 0
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| CONSERVATION OF NINJUTSU
lordcoyote Fantasy 2011/11/24 20:57
2009 0
| CONSERVATION OF NINJUTSU: When one fighter goes up against many. It is often the lone fighter who ends up victorious. |
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| SHULKIE DARES YA AGAIN
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2012/6/11 19:24
2011 1
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| BUG EXTERMINATORS
lordcoyote Video Game 2012/1/18 20:58
2011 0
"Hey, Lara. Y'think we could, y'know...."
"We're not trading guns, Nathan" |
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| GOING MY WAY? 2
lordcoyote DC Comics 2012/10/9 5:27
2011 2
| Doubtful Clark would approve.... |
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| TURTLE SURFING
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2013/1/9 14:39
2012 2
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| IMPROBABLE TALES
lordcoyote Original Characters 2010/3/1 6:50
2012 1
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