| COME A CALLIN
 lordcoyote  Fantasy  2020/8/18 20:59
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"Who dares trespass upon the stronghold of the mighty orcs?"
"RANGER SCOUT!"
"Uh, wha? What is a little elfling doing here?"
"Wanna buy some cookies"
"Cookies? Cookies! You mean to tell me you braved the hostile land with it's lava pits, poisonous maggot infested swamps and ferocious beasts to sell cookies?"
"I got lemon, mint, chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, lembas, sensu.."
"....... (looks about warily)........ How much?" |
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| POV FROM A DUMBASS!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2021/1/23 17:41
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It was his one chance.
HE WAS NOT PASSING IT UP! |
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| RAVYNE VS THE BIKER OGRE
lordcoyote Original Characters 2020/7/2 11:20
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Yes, that hurts.
It really, really hurts. |
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| SPECIMEN FOR STUDY
lordcoyote Original Characters 2020/3/5 18:49
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ALIEN 1 "OH NO!"
ALIEN 2 "INCONCEIVABLE!"
ALIEN 1 "How could she break free of the restraints? They're made to hold a Glundarian sabre ape! She's so skinny! She doesn't look that strong!
ALIEN 2 "W-what if all of the planet's inhabitants are like that?
ALIEN 1 "Oh bilgshlacc! You're right!
ALIEN 2 "We need to contact home world immediately! The invasion must be called off! If they really are all like this one we won't stand a chance! |
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| THE BIG HEIST
lordcoyote Original Characters 2020/3/16 10:03
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| Perhaps folk gets some stress relief by squeezing the Charmin... |
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| HER MAJESTY
lordcoyote Fantasy 2020/9/10 18:02
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| HIGH SEAS PERIL
lordcoyote Fantasy 2019/7/30 11:35
994 1
That ship full of ghastly ghost pirates were so gruesome!
Good thing they were far away. |
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| WHAT A GAS!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2020/6/23 13:57
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Will she get out of this?
Stay tuned. |
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| WASTELAND GROOVIN
lordcoyote Fantasy 2020/7/31 5:53
998 2
Some good tunes are always essential.
Especially after an atomic apocalypse. |
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| BOG TROUBLE
lordcoyote Fantasy 2020/2/3 7:01
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| Not nearly as friendly as the other little green guy who lives in a swamp... |
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| IRON BUTT MONKEY
lordcoyote Original Characters 2020/2/16 12:35
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| BLOND WONDER
lordcoyote Original Characters 2020/9/26 18:32
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"Halt evildoers! For I, the wonderus heroine who totally not a cosplayer is here to vanquish you!
Now, which of you is into bondage?"
A commissioned pic. |
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| INFORMED CONSENT
lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/7/29 11:15
1015 1
Yep, she's a tease...
A shameless tease. |
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| STRAW MYSOGYNIST 2
lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/2/12 13:05
1021 2
She really liked that cone!  |
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| KAIJU ALERT 15
lordcoyote Sci-fi 2020/7/18 17:00
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| A PRIZED TROPHY
lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/7/17 19:08
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Point of advice:
If you're planning to capture a superheroine and put her on display under glass do make sure it's actually her and not just some cosplaying stripper... |
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| THE UNGRATEFUL
lordcoyote Original Characters 2020/8/16 16:45
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| We all fear run-ins with the dreaded Karen! |
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| WAR ON THE MACHINE 2
lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/9/6 15:44
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| BEWBS O STEEL!
lordcoyote DC Comics 2020/12/2 10:17
1029 3
| THAT'LL LEARN EM FOR OGGLING! |
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| WOODLAND GUARDIAN
lordcoyote Fantasy 2019/12/9 14:57
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| Sh'Ryll: "Th' treasure that thing's guardin' better be worth it." |
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| AGE OLD RIVALS
lordcoyote TV and Movies 2021/3/23 19:08
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| LARA VS THE PIRATES
lordcoyote Video Game 2020/8/17 16:53
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| These fine gentlemen apparently forgot the number one rule of gunfights... |
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| A SIMPLE JOB
lordcoyote Fantasy 2021/11/6 12:51
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It really was a simple task.
All they had to do was acquire a piece of tusk from a bull mammune.
Easy peasy! |
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| SPIDEY V VENOM
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2019/8/23 7:48
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| Here's hoping it doesn't come to this. Spidey belongs in the MCU! |
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| EVIL SEXY 5
lordcoyote Original Characters 2019/9/8 14:56
1039 2
If there was one thing the Queen of all the mafia told them it's this...
DO. NOT. SAMPLE. THE MERCHANDISE! |
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| PRIM AND IMPROPER!
lordcoyote Original Characters 2021/1/7 17:20
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| NINJASS
lordcoyote Marvel Comics 2020/6/1 11:02
1045 1
A bit of fanart of Psylo-
Oh, wait...
I meant Kwannon.
Dammit Marvel! |
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| HAVE A SUPER X-MAS
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/12/23 5:35
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| Mean 'ol Mr Gringy won't be stealing anyone' merry Christmas this year! |
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| GEARING UP
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/12/27 12:56
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| And of course you gotta look your best when kicking @$$ while wearing a skin-tight leotard and stilettos. |
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| HEROINE CONCEPT
lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/3/30 20:43
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| A little something I worked up for a set of commissions. |
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