| Doctor Who: One Shot Special: New New Year Dragondack TV and Movies 2019/1/1 15:03 1207 2
Doctor Who: One Shot Special: New New Year
I though this still they were holding out @ the BBC, waiting to air the Special on New Years day this year!
Happy Who year Everyone! |
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| Buddy's After X-mas MF Original Characters 2018/12/31 16:36 1084 0
My last pin-up of 2018 features my OC Buddy trying on a late Christmas gift from her clueless Aunt Sally from out of state. I might have to do a comic strip story about her in the coming year. |
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| Lolethal Debut wetworks Original Characters 2018/12/30 6:38 1169 1
This is Lolethal, a villian I have been working on.Comic Villian |
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| CUTE-N-SURLEY 6 lordcoyote Fantasy 2018/12/29 13:04 1126 0
"Aw, c'mon boys. Surely you can find it in you to let little ol' innocent me go and forget about this chest of treasure that I totally found just lying on the street?" |
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| The Guys LordKuyohashi TV and Movies 2018/12/29 12:36 1100 2
Rando: "Hey, LordK, why don't you ever do portraiture?" Me: "See that guy, top-left corner? That's Bill Murray." Rando: "....Oh....Oh dear god..."
Yeah. That's why. |
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| Enter He-Man Obsidian TV and Movies 2018/12/28 18:00 1849 1
I make my way out of Skeletor's spike pit back up to the throne room, a task simplified by the fact that NOBODY is at their post Everyone is focused entirely on He-Man. There's unconscious bodies everywhere He-Man is no slouch when it comes to kicking ass but overall their injuries are minor because apparently he's holding back. I'm running at a full clip when out of nowhere a massive cyborg with blue skin leaps in front of a doorway to bar my passage. I can't stop fast enough and so the two of us collide tumbling into the adjacent room. Faster than the metal jawed cyborg can think I do a quick Kip Up and we're facing each other. We face off sword in hand, and he's smiling wide because he has obvious physical advantages... or so he thinks. The sounds of fighting echo throughout Snake Mountain as He-Man makes his way onward while this metal headed goon and I stare each other down. I activate my energy blade and the look on his face tells me everything I need to know. He's not certain he can beat me. He points his cybernetic appendage at me and with the equipped weapon fires a blast at my head. Just for the look on his face I let it hit me. Instantly I am rewarded with a dumbfounded expression.
"I sincerely hope for your sake Cyborg that that wasn't your best move, because of it was..."
My words are cut off as he fires at the ceiling above me in a vain attempt to bury me alive under the ensuing rubble.
"How's that chrome dome?"
I rise from beneath the ton of rubble as if it were a pile of Styrofoam, and again the look on his face is one of utter confusion.
"Chrome Dome? Seriously?"
He leaps at me with a new appendage attached, one designed for close combat. As he swings I remove is entire cybernetic arm with a single swing.
"Go ahead do something else stupid I dare you!"
My words do not fall on deaf ears as he scrambles to his feet and practically breaks his own neck panicking to get away from me.
I deactivate my sword and head further up as fast as I can. As I near the throne room of the fortress I decide to slow things down and take to the shadows.
Upon entering the room I am greeted by the sight of He-Man and Orko face to face with Skeletor. In the distance I hear what sounds like a Lion's roar and I'm not sure I wanna be here anymore. Turning my attention back to the magic Sword wielding barbarian and this sawed-off mage I am impressed by the sight. The people of this world are positively massively muscled. In He-Man's case I'm certain it's an aspect of his magical nature like the magically empowered heroes from my reality, but Skeletor and his goons? I'm not even sure how he eats let alone works out. I digress, as I ponder these idiosyncrasies, the two big men square off.
"Enough He-Man, drop your sword and surrender or else."
"I don't think so Bonehead, Castle Grayskull will never be yours, not so long as I draw a breath."
"Is that so you musclebound clod? Then behold Faker! Destroy He-Man!!!"
What happens next is a mind blower, what appears to be a clone of the intrepid hero steps out from the shadows, identical in every way except his blue-tinted skin.
"What the?" He-Man's words echo my thoughts. "Nice try Skeletor but not quite."
As the two musclebound men engage in battle I'm unsure how Skeletor has enough power to match He-Man yet somehow fails to conquer Grayskull, let alone the world. It doesn't matter really the fact that this is all going on isn't my primary concern and as Skeletor attempts to make his getaway I leap into action. I pounce from above and using my infinitium blade I cut his miserable staff cleanly in two.
"You're next you skull faced piece of.."
"I surrender!"
"What?"
"I said I surrender, to you hero. Take me away."
"Oh is that what you think is going on here? You think I'm a hero?" I raise my sword level with his head inches away from his bony face. "You're barking up the wrong tree motherfucker. You left the hero behind you. Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Obsidian mask assassin and mercenary for hire. I am so much worse than that guy you're trying to kill back there and you know what? That reminds me, you tried to fucking KILL ME!"
"What-what're you talking about?" He says terrified as he realizes I will probably kill him for real. Then his tone changes his bluff was called and it makes him show his true intent. "In that case, Die interloper!!!"
A flash of magical energy flies form his hand, magic that is absorbed harmlessly by my armor.
"No this cannot be? How is this even possible?"
"I'd tell you Skeletor, but then I'd have to...Oh yeah I'm gonna do that anyway, now where's She-Ra?" My shouts are interrupted by another magical blast from Evil-Lynn and I have finally had enough. Instantly my gun appears in my left hand and I put a round right between her pretty little eyes. In an instant the the fighting stops and everyone stands frozen in place horrified by this sudden act of brutal finality.
"Y-You-killed-her."
Skeletor's words echo off the walls and the utter silence is unnerving, eerie. I break it without remorse.
"I did, and you're next. Now answer me!"
In a flash He-Man's shield screams across the room slamming hard into my gun knocking it out of my hand and across the room. In the blink of an eye he's made the distance between him and me vanish and he grabs me by my helmet pinning me to a nearby wall.
"What have you done!?!?" His voice is full of rage. I'm not entirely sure why he's so pissed off until I see Skeletor holding Evil-Lynn's limp body tightly while sobbing uncontrollably.
"Are you guys serious? Let go of me before this becomes a thing."
"You killed her!" HE-Man says in disbelief yet again.
"Like she just tried to do to me? Like he tried to do to me...TWICE! Yeah, you're damned right I did. I never killed anyone who didn't try to kill me first though."
"We DO NOT KILL OUR FOES ON ETERNIA!!!" He shouts it like it's some sort of motto I'm suppose to know... Okay time to bring everyone up to speed.
"Okay you Whack-Jobs listen up. I have no clue why your gods brought me here but I am absolutely gonna tell you this: You get two warnings then blood flows it is that simple. Now I am here to find the Princess of Power or her whereabouts and as of now I think I'm gonna make a shining example out of anyone who makes that job more difficult than it has to be...Including you hero boy!!!"
Just then Orko in a fit of rage does something stupid, he attempts to cast a spell. The magic is again absorbed harmlessly by my armor and now it's my rage that's up.
"Little legless wonder, have you lost your Gods damned mind? Don't you know I can kill you?"
He man jumps to the rescue again pinning me to a wall. My computer has rated his strength as on Par with Infinity-Man so there's no way I can survive a physical confrontation with him, but he doesn't know what flashing is so I summon my pistol and put two heavy concussion rounds into his chest. They don't do any damage but they knock the big man across the room and onto his ass. I reach into my belt and pull out an Anti-Matter grenade and start making threats like a common terrorist.
"That is the last time I let you put your hands on me and live, you got it? Next time I kill you dead and Eternia mourns it's greatest hero. Now before you get any ideas, you see this thing in my hand? This is an anti-matter grenade. Antimatter annihilates Matter, you and everything in this entire universe is made of matter. So when this goes off the only thing left in this area and for miles in every direction...will be me. I am done fucking around with your rules and your planet. All I want is for Skull Face to answer my question once and for all. Now for the last time...Where is She-Ra?"
"Why are you searching for She-Ra?" He-Man asks as if he was oblivious to my previous inquiries.
"Finding her Numbnuts, and returning her safely to Castle Grayskull is my current contract."
"Who hired you?"
"Your sorceress if you must know."
"The sorceress hired YOU?" He asks in disbelief.
"I come highly recommended. If anyone can find her it's me, and I will find her no matter how many corpses I have to leave in my wake."
"Is killing your answer to everything?"
"Get off your soap box Hero, I don't kill indiscriminately. Only when necessary."
"So killing Evil-Lynn was necessary?"
"First of all the first part of her name is FUCKING EVIL you blonde headed bimbo!!! Secondly do you see how the situation changed? people are paying attention and taking me seriously now. NECESSARY!!!"
Just then Skeletor looks up with a tear covered face (He can cry? How do you do that without eyes) and says. Etheria, she's on Etheria, Hordak is holding her prisoner in his fortress. Go find her, and I hope he kills you ...Mercenary! In a puff of smoke he vanishes along with the corpse of Evil-Lynn. He-Man's doppelganger, an android of impressive power but not enough to defeat the hero, is the only villain remaining. I Summon Onyx and head for the window. Just then He-Man places his hand on my shoulder. I look down and his hand and he quickly removes it.
"Look, if you searching for my sis- Er She-Ra she's a good friend of mine and I'd like to come with you if you don't mind?"
"Fine Hero, but we're playing by my rules. Don't worry I don't harm innocents or kill indiscriminately. But if it becomes necessary I am very good at it though honestly I'd prefer stealth whenever possible."
"Okay your rules, but I don't kill...EVER."
"Of course you don't...Hero" |
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| Lote' CMO .jpg Obsidian Original Characters 2018/12/28 5:00 1238 0
My diagnosis? Well, you're screwed. No seriously when someone comes in with a large parasitic organism attached to their brain there's only one diagnosis and that is... Okay, you're good now. What I removed it while you were thinking about how screwed you were. It didn't respond well to negative emotional states so while I did make you cry I also managed to remove it. I... am... a... Genius. I wonder if you can make money doing this? Meh, who cares as long as you're in good health I'm happy. Now, go see the nurse for some additional scans, just to be sure there are no babies, and you'll be all set. "
When Lote' (pronounced You-tay) was first assigned the position of Chief Medical officer she couldn't believe it and she wasn't sure she deserved the position, but her skill implanted by the Golden Star Empire, combined with her three-year internship with the medical clones makes her a natural choice. The sight of blood does not make her squeamish, and her bedside manner is incredibly light, bubbly in fact. Lote' loves to help people and loathes fighting so it was a great fit for her. She has even begun her magical tutelage under Shadow's watchful eye to learn how to heal people using magic. Thus far her magical mentor is very pleased with her "... accelerated rate of progress...". |
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| first ideal Tazman secret santa 2018/12/27 16:12 1503 2
this is what I started working on for the secret Santa until i remembered that Leetah was an Elf... But here's a look at it anyway |
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| GEARING UP lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/12/27 12:56 1052 1
And of course you gotta look your best when kicking @$$ while wearing a skin-tight leotard and stilettos. |
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| The Mad Little Titan magnusch Marvel Comics 2018/12/27 2:21 1174 1
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| Brainy Pencils LordKuyohashi DC Comics 2018/12/27 1:55 1368 1
I dunno, I think it looked better as a pencil sketch. I know, I know, my own worst critic and all that. But I still say that, even after all these years, I need way more practice inking and colouring before I can honestly say I did a good job. |
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| 7 Wonders : Winter whiz Original Characters 2018/12/26 1:57 1164 3
hey HMers, happy holidays one and all. this year i'm feelin pretty festive and pumped for the coming new year.2018 was great artistcally real life had few ups and downs though.all in all i have a great new job and a wonderful family and friends in all 4 corners of the world.so i have a looot to be thankful for. in other news holy toledo !!! joinin in on the secret santa was a rush and a half!! you guys put together some amazitastic images.it was an honor for me to put an image together for drunkendragon,who i consider a legend in the 3d world.go find his bat models and you'll know what i mean. anyhoo thanks bunches for all the support over the last 8 years. see ya's soon, lee |
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| Aquaman - Movie style WLine DC Comics 2018/12/25 10:51 1603 3
Aquaman is in theatres right now and I couldn't let it pass without drawing him.
In the comments section, you will find a video with the Making Of.
And if you like my art and weekly videos, you can subscribe to my YouTube Channel: Tempo de Arte
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from Brazil.
Feliz Natal e um Bom Ano Novo desde o Brasil. |
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| Dragondack's Gift for the Secret Santas Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 2:10 1440 9
Dragondack's gift for all the Secret Santas! Merry Christmas! |
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| To B from Magnusch Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 2:06 1305 7
It's finally done! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. |
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| To LordKuyohashi from Tazman Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 2:03 1486 8
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. |
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| To pijon from B Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 1:59 1495 7
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. |
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| To Dark Wanderer from pijon Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 1:56 1411 6
I'm not much of a gamer these days so I had no idea who Bowsette was but the whole back story of some funny fan art taking on a life of it's own and leading to a whole movement in cosplay and art seemed to fit Heromorph so perfectly. Thanks for teaching me something new, DW! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. |
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| To Tazman from DarqueImages Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 1:50 1328 7
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. |
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| To drunkendragon from whiz Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 1:48 1351 16
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. |
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| To Whiz from LordKuyohashi Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 1:42 1448 7
My little contribution to the effort, my gift to Whiz. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. |
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| To DarqueImages from Dark Wanderer Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 1:37 1398 7
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| To Magnusch from Obsidian Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 1:34 1359 9
All finished Blade and Misty Knight. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. |
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| To Obsidian from drunkendragon Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 1:29 1382 7
!!!!!!!!!MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!
And to all those who keep Heromorph alive and well… Have a Very Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday Season! DrunkenDragon |
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| Dragondack's Gift for Heromorphers Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/25 1:19 1262 2
Once again, Dragondack has generously give a gift for the whole community of Heromorph... |
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| Special Heromorph Christmas Bonus - pijon Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/24 21:58 1436 2
Our not so secret Santa, Dragondack has made gifts for Lady Heromorph and all of the Secret Santa participants. Here's another while you wait for Secret Santa gifts! Thank you Dragondack for all your many contributions around here and your generosity in making these great gift images for the community! Dragondack's gift to pijon |
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| Special Heromorph Christmas Bonus - Dark Wanderer Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/24 21:57 1351 1
Our not so secret Santa, Dragondack has made gifts for Lady Heromorph and all of the Secret Santa participants. Here's another while you wait for Secret Santa gifts! Thank you Dragondack for all your many contributions around here and your generosity in making these great gift images for the community! Dragondack's gift to Dark Wanderer |
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| Special Heromorph Christmas Bonus - B Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/24 21:55 1320 1
Our not so secret Santa, Dragondack has made gifts for Lady Heromorph and all of the Secret Santa participants. Here's another while you wait for Secret Santa gifts! Thank you Dragondack for all your many contributions around here and your generosity in making these great gift images for the community! Dragondack's gift to B |
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| Merry Christmas! Dark Wanderer Original Characters 2018/12/24 4:38 1530 5
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| 'From Our House to Yours' (Heromorph) Dragondack Original Characters 2018/12/23 19:25 1087 1
Wishing you all Merry Christmas and a Better New Year to Everyone! |
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| Special Heromorph Christmas Bonus - Magnusch Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/23 16:23 1385 2
Our not so secret Santa, Dragondack has made gifts for Lady Heromorph and all of the Secret Santa participants that we're still sharing til Christmas to help keep all our Secret Santas extra-motivated. Thank you Dragondack for all your many contributions around here and your generosity in making these great gift images for the community! Today: Dragondack's gift to Magnusch |
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| HAVE A SUPER X-MAS lordcoyote Original Characters 2018/12/23 5:35 1050 1
Mean 'ol Mr Gringy won't be stealing anyone' merry Christmas this year! |
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| winter beauty vash99 Original Characters 2018/12/23 0:32 1182 1
inspired by carol of the bells by lindsey stirling |
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| Fanboy and Mary Jane go see Aquaman MF DC Comics 2018/12/22 18:21 1365 1
Fanboy as the King of the Seven Seas and Mary Jane as his queen Mera go check out DC's latest sure-to-be hit movie! |
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| Special Heromorph Christmas Bonus - Whiz Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/22 9:00 1374 2
I hope all of our Secret Santas are busy working on their X-Mas gifts but in the meanwhile, our not so secret Santa, Dragondack has made gifts for Lady Heromorph and all of the Secret Santa participants that we'll be sharing from now til Christmas to help keep all our Secret Santas extra-motivated. Thank you Dragondack for all your many contributions around here and your generosity in making these great gift images for the community! Today: Dragondack's gift to Whiz |
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| 2B NEIR lordcoyote Video Game 2018/12/22 7:17 1282 1
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| Skeletor Encounter.jpg Obsidian TV and Movies 2018/12/21 15:07 1375 1
The entrance to snake mountain is next to impossible to find and since time is of the essence I use a Phase portal to create one. I latch it to the wall causing a small section of the two foot thick stone to phase out becoming immaterial. As I step through it is very apparent that Skeletor is a man of mysticism a conclusion I gather from the decorations and paraphernalia all around the interior of this place. I decide to cloak and make my way cautiously through the interior. It's a room by room search and voiding inanimate golems starts becoming a thing. It doesn't take long to find the Mage responsible for their creation though. Dressed in cliche' black (I should talk) with a cape, she actually pretty hot looking in her weird looking one-piece bikini like bustier and gogo-boots. Nice look indeed but it's her staff that gets my full attention. Mages and their staves, I'm not sure why but they all seem to have one...and a wand or two.
"The witch appears to be Divining something and as I move closer, I realize I should've killed those three idiots when I had the chance. Magic is a great replacement for most technology especially where communication is concerned.
"Beastman," She bellows "Report, have you seen any trace of He-Man? Beastman answer me!"
"He cannot answer Evil-Lynn, Triclops is seeing to his wounds." Fish-head's response doesn't come as a surprise to me.
"What wounds, and why is your face covered in blood? Were you attacked by He-Man or has the imbecile fallen over his own two oafish feet again?" The contempt in her voice would suggest she's higher on the food chain than they were, makes sense.
"We were attacked Evil-Lynn but not by He-Man, some stranger in black on a black steed." Heh I love hearing what the bad guys say about me. It's amazing the details they leave out to save face.
"A stranger you say? Not He-Man? I must report this to Skeletor at once! See to Beastman and continue to watch for He-Man, Skeletor's plans must not be thwarted this time!"
"As you command Evil-Lynn."
Did she say Thwarted, Oafish? Wow. At least he's gonna lead me right to the head honcho. I follow her through the winding corridors making mental notes of the several traps she disables as she goes. There's a lot of them actually.
In no time we're in the throne room of what I personally consider biggest comic book cliche' in all of my 300 plus years, this has to top even Dominion. The skull-faced (not sure how functions with that) blue-skinned muscular man sits upon his dragon motif throne, staff in hand (Yup I knew he was a mage). Nearby is a rather large Dark purple Panther whose fur looks like velvet in the dim light. I get the name now Skeletor... I'm gonna be ill if I hear one more pun-name. The big skull-faced man turns to look at his fellow mage (A trick to be sure considering he's got no eyes.) and addresses her with the same disdain she addresses his men with. His nasally voice is annoying at best as he speaks.
"This had better be good Evil-Lynn, or Panthor will dining on with-legs tonight."
He name the Panther...Panthor. Yup I'm gonna be sick...I might have to kill someone.
"Might'y Skeletor, your men have been attacked!"
"Then He-Man is on his way?"
"No sire, it was not He-Man but someone new."
"Great, a new hero who makes my men look like the fools they are. And who is this you have brought with you?"
He can see me? No eyes, he must have another way to see me... Damn
"What, who?"
As I de-cloak I select an animal tranquilizer and get ready for the big kitty to do something stupid. The look on the witch's face is priceless.
"You? Who are you?" She says as she raises her staff.
Nope, I shoot her first. Sleep tight sister. The nano-injectors see to it that she's not overdosed as she slumps to the floor. Skeletor cackles maniacally as he rises to his feet. I'm certain he thinks he has the upper hand but I point my pistol at him and pauses. In a fit of bravado he says. "You only get one shot fool, shoot me and Panthor here will tear you to shreds. If you shoot him then I'll destroy you mysel-"
I shoot the cat. He aims his staff at me and fires a bolt of energy, the impact does affect me for some reason but the energy is absorbed
"Okay skull face, now that that's out of the way..." I tap the selector on my pistol and select my latest creation, an Absorbium 120 weave bullet it's special ability, It goes right through force-fields.
"You must be the stranger who attacked my men, it's clear now how you managed it. So did he-Man send you?"
These guys are really preoccupied with He-Man.
"No, but I don't reveal information about my clients."
"Clients" he says slyly "If you're being paid I can double whatever offer you've been made more than that I can offer you power."
"Are you serious? Do you think a Mercenary of my quality can simply be bought with a better offer?"
"That is how it works yes?"
"What about my reputation you retard? Who would ever hire me if I simply switch sides at the drop of a hat like that?"
"Join me and you'll never have to worry about working for anyone again. Hheheheheheee"
I put three rounds in the wall next to his head and I have his undivided attention.
"Y-you actually mean to destroy me?"
"Noooo. If I wanted to destroy you I'd level this place and leave you alive. I mean to KILL YOU. Assuming of course you don't answer my questions."
"Grrr Fine ask your questions."
"Don't get slick skull face, I'll know if you're lying and each time you do it, I'll put a bullet in you."
He looks concerned, and while I think he's playing for time I want him to know I'm not PLAYING at all. To that end I place a proximity mine near the exits. I explain what they are and how lethal they will be for anyone unfortunate enough to activate them.
I sit him in his throne, and begin my interrogation.
"I'm looking for She-Ra and you are my prime suspect. Do you know anything about her recent disappearance?"
"What are you kidding? I have enough problems dealing with He-Man why in Eternia would I want to add Hordak's problems on top of my own?"
"Hordak? Word is he's YOUR former boss. I'm guessing that he may have asked you to do him a favor?"
"Get real, I want nothing to do with Hordak, he can rot on Etheria for all I care and good riddance if he does."
"Okay then why the watch for He-Man?"
He hesitates but I twist the gun in my hand and he thinks better of it.
"It's too late for anyone to do anything now but if you must know I have recently come across the means to take over Castle Grayskull."
With that revelation he taps a little but on his throne and I'm dropped into a pit. with the speed of thought I flash a new feature installed into my armor, a jetpack that slows my descent enough to save me from being skewered on the spikes at the bottom. Now enraged I kick the gate that separates this place from the rest of snake mountain. I hear several explosions and chuckle somebody thought I was bullshitting about the mines. I hear a commotion above and the sounds of battle... He-Man has arrived. |
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| Shadow of Snake Mountain. Obsidian TV and Movies 2018/12/21 15:06 1331 1
I decide to ditch the hover-bike in favor of my Cyber-steed Onyx, and a good thing too as I realize my approach would have been easily detected from miles away. I can't use my scanners to check for magical energies because Eternia is practically MADE of magic so as I travel I have to watch for dangers the old-fashioned way. I have a couple of small run-ins with some indigenous monstrosities which doesn't end well for them, but as I travel I notice a wonderful mixture of magic and inappropriately applied technology everywhere I travel. There's even a point at which I run into a talking tree, who after a lengthy chat, agrees to direct me to Snake mountain providing I'll regale it with a couple of my adventures (apparently trees don't get out much). I also have run in with a tiny floating half-assed mage by the name Orko the Magnificent, or the Great, or whatever, he was helpful but otherwise useless with magic. He said I shouldn't go to Snake Mountain, but offered to help with my dilemma saying he knew just the right person to help me. I passed on his offer and thanked him just the same. After all I'm sure he was suggesting I turn to Eternia's champion who I have been hearing so much about since I got here. He-Man is a big deal here, but thus far I'm not impressed considering all of his most formidable adversaries remain alive, well, and unincarcerated. Mine are... few in number these days, either because they're dead or imprisoned. I don't like loose ends.
As I near the foot of the mountain I am approached by and orange man that reminds me of an Orc, and what I can only describe as a green fish-person.
"Halt stranger!" The Beast-Man shouts!
"This is Skeletor's lands you are now and you're trespassing!" The Mer-Man adds
These two carry melee weapons I wouldn't exactly describe as "Threatening" but they mean to cause a problem.
"Gentlemen," I reply as my proximity sensors detect movement behind me, I'd be glad to discuss this peacefully, if you wouldn't mind lowering your weapons?"
The two men laugh and the Third one has stopped moving, and has now lined up directly behind me.
"I don't think so." the Mer-Man gurgles "That fancy horse of yours looks valuable and I'd wager you have coin."
"Besides, Skeletor will definitely want to see YOU in person." The furry Orc thing adds.
"You think it's gonna be that easy huh?" I was trying to avoid a run-in so soon, but it is what it is. I drop a proximity flash mine discreetly behind me.
The three pounce as on, a bit of coordination they didn't seem capable of at first. I've underestimated them, and now I'm gonna pay for it. They grab me by the arms and pull in opposite directions as the third guy, a well-muscled Solaran-esque with a ring-like visor with three cybernetic eyes, steps out from his cover approaches. The two who have hold of me are strong but they're holding weapons without knowing it. The three-eyed Triclops sets off the flash mine and I catch all three of them with the resulting flare. With my right gauntlet I launch my grappling line into the Beast-Man punching straight through his chest. I don't hit anything vital but it causes him to release my arm. With my right arm now free I spin into the Mer-Man smashing my forearm into his flat Fish-like face. As his face erupts with blood he stops fighting and goes down in pain. Triclops is not so lucky as these two as Onyx, my faithful steed, Kicks the living shit out of him. With all three of them down Onyx and I bolt out of there confident that they didn't have any communications equipment on their person. Normally I'd stay to finish these idiots off but the Sorceress was pretty insistent on not leaving a trail of blood, and since I don't LIVE in my armor I'll defer o her magical highness. Now onward to Snake Mountain. |
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| EVEN EVIL HAS STANDARDS lordcoyote Fantasy 2018/12/21 13:35 1136 2
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| Special Heromorph Christmas Bonus - DarqueImages Secret_Santa secret santa 2018/12/21 7:37 1227 2
I hope all of our Secret Santas are busy working on their X-Mas gifts but in the meanwhile, our not so secret Santa, Dragondack has made gifts for Lady Heromorph and all of the Secret Santa participants that we'll be sharing from now til Christmas to help keep all our Secret Santas extra-motivated. Thank you Dragondack for all your many contributions around here and your generosity in making these great gift images for the community! Today: Dragondack's gift to DarqueImages |
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